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I've actually had two really weird dreams recently. Here's one of them:

I was in social studies class(but it wasn't my actual class) when some messenger guy came to the door and said, "Catherine, there's a PopTart-Gram for you!" Everyone gets all scared because there's some guy killing people at the school and it's not safe to go into the halls.
I poke my head out the door and see this purple poptart floating in the air. This arm pops out of it and grabs me, then the poptart turns into a man. He's grabbing me and attacking me, and I scream, "Diana! He's got me! Help!" She comes up and karate kicks him in the stomache.
The man lets go of me and dissolves into the air. Then the dissolved purple stuff floated away. I then made it my epic quest to stop the evil PopTart man.
So then, I'm standing next to this wall. The PopTart man's arms phase through the wall and grab this golden ball. I grab his hands so that he can't steal the ball, and he tries to phase through the wall anyway. My arms get pulled through the wall too, but my body is too big and won't go through. So he drags me around for a while, until he finally gives up.
Suddenly I'm in a store, and I see the PopTart man in the store with another dude posing as a gay couple. I get angry, because it's rude to beat up gay people or something.
I'm back at my house, when the PopTart man and his "partner" turn from dissolved stuff to men. I yell at him for posing as a gay man, then he gets this look on his face like, "Yeah... posing..." Then I woke up.

And I actually had one a while back that went like this:

Sammy, Addie, Jason, Mr. T and I (along with a whole bunch of other people that I didn't know) are in the band room. Sammy was showing off his muscles to everyone when all of the sudden...
wahmbulance This weird siren goes off. wahmbulance
Some guy says, "Oh, it's the shark alarm!" and we all walk to the front wall of the band room. And the back wall turns into the ocean, and these big waves roll into the room and this small shark flops onto the floor. After a few minutes the waves went away and the shark got pulled back with them as the wall came back.

We went back to our business, but after a little while...
wahmbulance This loud siren that sounds like Jaws music goes off. wahmbulance
We go to the front wall again, and this time the waves are bigger, and some big shark flops into the room. Some kid screams, "It's JAWS!!" and a bunch of people start freaking out. But after a while the waves and the shark go away, and the wall comes back.

So we're all just doing whatever, when out of nowhere...
wahmbulance This loud siren that sounds like a freak goose goes off. wahmbulance
This kid starts screaming, "OH NO!!! IT'S THE BIG ONE!!!" And now everyone is screaming and running for the door, trying to get away before the Big One comes. This huge wave pours in just as we get the door opened, and this gigantic brown shark the size of the band room flies at us. He's thrashing around at us as we run outside, and comes after us out the door. And just when we think we're home free, we see that this huge fence has been installed around the band room door. (instead of the door leading into a hallway, it lead outside in my dream) So we're all clawing at the fence trying to climb up it, and the Big One is right below me snapping at my legs. Addie is trying to force the fence's locked door open, but Jason is messing with the door so she can't open it.

That's when I woke up.

Well since this is where you talk about Dreams I have a couple of crazy ones.

When I was five, me and my brother shared a bunk bed. I bet him in rock paper scissors and got the top bunk. That night I had a dream I woke up and the world was really slow. I moved my hand in front of my face and I could see the afterimage of it moving back and forth. I looked at the door and their was a giant eye in the doorway. More eyes spawned around it and they all looked at me without blinking. Darkness in the form of tentacles reach out to get me when I woke up in a cold sweat. I sighed in relief and looked at the door. The eyes were still there and the darkness was still reaching towards me. Needless to say I did this about five times before I really did wake up.

Here is a good one.

I had a dream after reading Sgt. Frog. Good stuff. Anyways it was a planet where bunnies and squrriels were the top of the food chain and they hated each other. My dream was about them fighting through various battles and the bunnies being ontop. It was very fun.

I once had a dream where I had a holographic teleporting mirror that would rise from some random glass card table. And I was trying to get the mirror to rise out of the table, but apparenty the table had become clogged with hair.
So in order to get the mirror out, I had to pound on the bottom of the table, and each time i hit it the hair would pop out of the top and kept getting longer.

I told this dream to my mom and she told me it was one of the grossest things she ever heard. rofl