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 Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 1:50 pm
You ever have something funny happen to you that you just have to tell EVERYONE! Tell us your funny, halarious & wild stories here! They can be yours or your freinds but just tell us about em pleez! also try to keep it real & be free to share as many details as you'd like!!!
For example:
The last week of school all the teachers were being coool except our P.E. teacher Mr. Ludd who took away my freinds ipod just before we started running our last mile. It didn't bug me at all really but when we were running my freind Jhonny said to me. "Mr Ludd's being a dooky today!" & suddenly a rush of hatred hit me as I shook my head saying "yeah he's a b***h... HE'S A b***h!!!!!!!!!" we were behind everyone so they all heard me & freaked out as they seen me rushing past everyone at an anonamle speed. I seen my freind cameron & I was still totaly insane & I screamed "I'M GONNA KILL YOU CAMERON!!" HE got scared & said "why are you chasing me?" & I replied "I'M NOT CHASIN YA!" & I plowed through him & kept running. halfway through i realized i was running so fast that my shoe was starting to come lose, so I stopped nearly eating serious dirt to tie it. Afterwards I had lost all my anger & was unable to pass the mile w/ a good time.
I proably would have just beat the crap out of that Mr. Ludd if I had gotten all the way around to the next laps start. lol xd
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Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 1:55 pm
you spelled hilarious wrong =o
and my story would beeee....uhm..
i was about to leave the house, but i heard this scratching and howling noise coming from the washer room.
i thought the washer was broke...so i turned it off.
i opened up the washer and this big orange thing came flying at my head.
it was my cat.
he was soaking wet and full of soap.
he jumped in the washer right before i turned it on i guess. i didnt see him xD
he wont go in that room to this day xP
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Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 2:00 pm
Zig Zags In the Sky you spelled hilarious wrong =o
and my story would beeee....uhm..
i was about to leave the house, but i heard this scratching and howling noise coming from the washer room.
i thought the washer was broke...so i turned it off.
i opened up the washer and this big orange thing came flying at my head.
it was my cat.
he was soaking wet and full of soap.
he jumped in the washer right before i turned it on i guess. i didnt see him xD
he wont go in that room to this day xP OMG lmao XD lets see.... well i was over at these apartments when my mom used to live and its was me my brother and some other kids. wellthis one kid picked up dog poop and ran at us with it crying well i got away XD
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Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 2:07 pm
Zig Zags In the Sky you spelled hilarious wrong =o
and my story would beeee....uhm..
i was about to leave the house, but i heard this scratching and howling noise coming from the washer room.
i thought the washer was broke...so i turned it off.
i opened up the washer and this big orange thing came flying at my head.
it was my cat.
he was soaking wet and full of soap.
he jumped in the washer right before i turned it on i guess. i didnt see him xD
he wont go in that room to this day xP lol >.< I didn't spell it wrong either..... thats just how I say Halarious, I don't say hi- larious I say Ha- larious. >.<
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Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 2:10 pm
Drake-757 You ever have something funny happen to you that you just have to tell EVERYONE! Tell us your funny, halarious & wild stories here! They can be yours or your freinds but just tell us about em pleez! also try to keep it real & be free to share as many details as you'd like!!! For example: The last week of school all the teachers were being coool except our P.E. teacher Mr. Ludd who took away my freinds ipod just before we started running our last mile. It didn't bug me at all really but when we were running my freind Jhonny said to me. "Mr Ludd's being a dooky today!" & suddenly a rush of hatred hit me as I shook my head saying "yeah he's a b***h... HE'S A b***h!!!!!!!!!" we were behind everyone so they all heard me & freaked out as they seen me rushing past everyone at an anonamle speed. I seen my freind cameron & I was still totaly insane & I screamed "I'M GONNA KILL YOU CAMERON!!" HE got scared & said "why are you chasing me?" & I replied "I'M NOT CHASIN YA!" & I plowed through him & kept running. halfway through i realized i was running so fast that my shoe was starting to come lose, so I stopped nearly eating serious dirt to tie it. Afterwards I had lost all my anger & was unable to pass the mile w/ a good time. I proably would have just beat the crap out of that Mr. Ludd if I had gotten all the way around to the next laps start. lol xd dude thats just....wow unbalanced do you see a shrink?
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Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 2:16 pm
Eon Zizen Drake-757 You ever have something funny happen to you that you just have to tell EVERYONE! Tell us your funny, halarious & wild stories here! They can be yours or your freinds but just tell us about em pleez! also try to keep it real & be free to share as many details as you'd like!!! For example: The last week of school all the teachers were being coool except our P.E. teacher Mr. Ludd who took away my freinds ipod just before we started running our last mile. It didn't bug me at all really but when we were running my freind Jhonny said to me. "Mr Ludd's being a dooky today!" & suddenly a rush of hatred hit me as I shook my head saying "yeah he's a b***h... HE'S A b***h!!!!!!!!!" we were behind everyone so they all heard me & freaked out as they seen me rushing past everyone at an anonamle speed. I seen my freind cameron & I was still totaly insane & I screamed "I'M GONNA KILL YOU CAMERON!!" HE got scared & said "why are you chasing me?" & I replied "I'M NOT CHASIN YA!" & I plowed through him & kept running. halfway through i realized i was running so fast that my shoe was starting to come lose, so I stopped nearly eating serious dirt to tie it. Afterwards I had lost all my anger & was unable to pass the mile w/ a good time. I proably would have just beat the crap out of that Mr. Ludd if I had gotten all the way around to the next laps start. lol xd dude thats just....wow unbalanced do you see a shrink? no... But i like hardley get angry. Plus before we ran I realized I had been failing P.E because that Mr. Ludd had a screwed up system. He bases the more physically challenged students based off effort not time.. but I realized he thinks we don't make the time because we don't try which is totally not true! & now I got to take p.e 4 summer school!! scream
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Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 2:21 pm
Any ways more funny stories...
Once my freinds Elias & Jhonny were walking home from school when they found this wire cage thingy on the sidewalk. they bent all the wires straight up & threw it in the street, as this brand new silver Nissan drives up. Elias hears two loudasss bangs & see's the car skid out into the center divider. The lady thought here car was going to explode & jumped out the car & ran. xd Elias turned & walked off quickly vbecause no one seen him throw the thing in the street- but when he turned Jhonny was already running half way down the block. lol xd
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Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 2:21 pm
Drake-757 Eon Zizen Drake-757 You ever have something funny happen to you that you just have to tell EVERYONE! Tell us your funny, halarious & wild stories here! They can be yours or your freinds but just tell us about em pleez! also try to keep it real & be free to share as many details as you'd like!!! For example: The last week of school all the teachers were being coool except our P.E. teacher Mr. Ludd who took away my freinds ipod just before we started running our last mile. It didn't bug me at all really but when we were running my freind Jhonny said to me. "Mr Ludd's being a dooky today!" & suddenly a rush of hatred hit me as I shook my head saying "yeah he's a b***h... HE'S A b***h!!!!!!!!!" we were behind everyone so they all heard me & freaked out as they seen me rushing past everyone at an anonamle speed. I seen my freind cameron & I was still totaly insane & I screamed "I'M GONNA KILL YOU CAMERON!!" HE got scared & said "why are you chasing me?" & I replied "I'M NOT CHASIN YA!" & I plowed through him & kept running. halfway through i realized i was running so fast that my shoe was starting to come lose, so I stopped nearly eating serious dirt to tie it. Afterwards I had lost all my anger & was unable to pass the mile w/ a good time. I proably would have just beat the crap out of that Mr. Ludd if I had gotten all the way around to the next laps start. lol xd dude thats just....wow unbalanced do you see a shrink? no... But i like hardley get angry. Plus before we ran I realized I had been failing P.E because that Mr. Ludd had a screwed up system. He bases the more physically challenged students based off effort not time.. but I realized he thinks we don't make the time because we don't try which is totally not true! & now I got to take p.e 4 summer school!! scream Glad im not in school anymore XD
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Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 4:27 pm
When I used to live in Newfoundland(when I was around 6) I was playing tag with some other neighborhood children. Of course we took a short break because one of the kids had to go home.
When we get there we go through his backyard, his mother saw us and ran out the backdoor telling us to be careful because there were nails in some of the boards (they were doing construction or something and a lot of lumber was lying around).
The child whom lived there took one great look at his mother and in an act of rebellion plunged his foot through a carpenter nails sticking out one of the boards.
He was pretty much in shock and his mother was freaking out yelling at him, and she carried him into the house.
The rest of us left and started playing tag again.
Moral of the story: Kids are stupid. :/
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Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 5:21 pm
Princeh Monster When I used to live in Newfoundland(when I was around 6) I was playing tag with some other neighborhood children. Of course we took a short break because one of the kids had to go home.
When we get there we go through his backyard, his mother saw us and ran out the backdoor telling us to be careful because there were nails in some of the boards (they were doing construction or something and a lot of lumber was lying around).
The child whom lived there took one great look at his mother and in an act of rebellion plunged his foot through a carpenter nails sticking out one of the boards.
He was pretty much in shock and his mother was freaking out yelling at him, and she carried him into the house.
The rest of us left and started playing tag again.
Moral of the story: Kids are stupid. :/ I wonder what his mind was thinking lol
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Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 7:12 am
Eon Zizen Princeh Monster When I used to live in Newfoundland(when I was around 6) I was playing tag with some other neighborhood children. Of course we took a short break because one of the kids had to go home.
When we get there we go through his backyard, his mother saw us and ran out the backdoor telling us to be careful because there were nails in some of the boards (they were doing construction or something and a lot of lumber was lying around).
The child whom lived there took one great look at his mother and in an act of rebellion plunged his foot through a carpenter nails sticking out one of the boards.
He was pretty much in shock and his mother was freaking out yelling at him, and she carried him into the house.
The rest of us left and started playing tag again.
Moral of the story: Kids are stupid. :/ I wonder what his mind was thinking lol probably something along the lines of. "Look at this b@%#h tellin me what to do.... I ought'a smack her across her t*#@y as$ face, but I should do it anyways to p*% her off." followed by "ahhh sh&*@, my foot my mother f%^#&&% foot!." >.< I censored it cuz its a child speaking. lol
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Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 11:53 am
one time i had this sleepover.
there were like 10 other girls there..and one boy.
at like midnight they were all whining and saying "omgz i so hungryz. feed meh nowz!"
i was like gonk
so i looked through all the cupboards and found about 20 packages of ramen noodles.
so i got out three huge soup pots, dumped some water and the little flavor packets in and made like 15 of the ramen noodles.
then when i served it, the little bitches (and b*****d) wouldnt eat it scream
so i threatened to give out titty twisters.
they all ate it after that =]
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Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 12:59 pm
Zig Zags In the Sky one time i had this sleepover.
there were like 10 other girls there..and one boy.
at like midnight they were all whining and saying "omgz i so hungryz. feed meh nowz!"
i was like gonk so i looked through all the cupboards and found about 20 packages of ramen noodles.
so i got out three huge soup pots, dumped some water and the little flavor packets in and made like 15 of the ramen noodles.
then when i served it, the little bitches (and b*****d) wouldnt eat it scream so i threatened to give out titty twisters.
they all ate it after that =] Nice ^_^
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Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 7:53 pm
I have freaking 10 million of these things
Okay this one comes to mind when I think of funny.
Me and my cousin (from another dozen) were taking out the trash at her complex and the back gate that leads to the dumpster locks and you need a key to get in. well we were both walking to the the dumpster and then we closed the door too hard and we were locked out. I was in a bathing-suit that incidentally made me look like a hooker. while my cousin was in pajamas with no shoes . So basically like we start having to walk around because no one heard us yelling.. and we had to walk around which was like 1000000000 blocks . So yeh we start walking up this street and like this guy (Must think I am a prostitute) asks Hey do you want to go out to the club! I was like whattt? the feck?? so me and my cousin like almost ran. I incidentally had flip flops and so basically we were sharing shoes and walking it was the wierdest thing ever. I swear to blog xd
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