DaxelRazer
1. Your demon arm can only hold a katana
2. Your gonna get your a** kicked at some point no matter how awesome you are.
3. Never underestimate the black dude.
4. Have white hair and you will be super human.
5. The friend/brother always dies.
6. Nothing can kill you...in a cutscene...
7. The bad guy is always old and bald...
8. Devils cry
9. The katana can cut ANYTHING!
10. stabs to the chest are NEVER fatal...(except for fake angels)
11. Regardless of physics, and because of your own demonic blood, a 40 or so foot fall from a bridge will not harm you in any way.
12. The hottest chicks will want to kill you.
13. Regardless of whether or not you are in devil form, if you are not fast enough to outpace a speeding mining cart and explosive enemies, you can be blown to smithereens.
14. It doesn't matter what city you're in; people will always stare/fear you if you have silver hair and look anything younger than 60.
15. Anything brandishing a scythe at you is not likely looking to be friends.
sweatdrop I only got five for now. I'll come back and do some more later though.
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