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Just like the title suggests, this rpg is just like Bobobo, Excel Saga, and Paranoia Agent . . . in the fact that people can be as random as they want to. Just one rule, no slaking people just because they say something stupid. Oh, I almost forgot, keep it at most M+. At the least, Pg.
Hehehehehehe, I have two personalities. So lets see how creative you guys can get.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

*appears into the room in a mass of bats*
Ugh...a yaoi fangirl? You must die! *creates ablood sword*

http://youtube.com/watch?v=DFD-_1shvRs

*Deep in his underground base, somewhere in the lush forests of Nevada*

TH: Servbot 547, where is my my root beer float?

Servbot 547: Right here, sir. I do not see why you insist on calling me 547. You only made one of me.

TH: Silence! Have your subordinates bring me a flux capacitor and a grilled cheese sandwich!

Servobt 547: We are out of cheese, sir.

TH: BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASST!

*a mass of dark energy gathers as I appear.* Hehe, not bad. But I've pretty much seen a lot of these rp before. that's what I get, I guess. Anyway, I am the Black Winged angel, and I have come for your SOULS!!!!!!!!!! *tears out Karasu's soul* Huh? What's this? An I.O.U for a soul??? Who already owns it?

A man hole lid slides open as a short kid with blue hair and an eyepatch over his left eye climbs out.

"I had no idea that Karasu even had a soul, furthermore my time machine's current flux capacitator has burned out, but on the ironic and wierdly creepy side I happened to of come into ownership of my very own cheese factory recently. This is all besides the point that we can always just make more porno which is why I have this *pulls out video recorder* my trusty dusty camera! Just let me delete the files of grandma and then we can get started! Oh! And also, I will come and get you Karasu as soon as you tell me where you are, and no, I'm not going to fall for it when you say 'under there'!"


(Ps. The Great Jackalope, I will be most appreciative if you can tone down the language abuse, as this is a super-borderline PG-13 guild last time I checked. Language abuse is about the only thing we give a hoot about. I don't wanna be the party pooper but thems the breaks. Unless you can get everyone to sign a petition...Even then you have to get th' approval of Illpallazo-sama and then still slap a mature content warning the threads title. THIS IS NOT A WARNING, IT IS A SINCIRE REQUEST OF IMMESURABLY FORCE!) heart

[lmao rofl that was funny]

Vincent: Hmm...so whoever owns her soul gets everyone's porn....

*charges in and tries to use his blood sword. The sword passes through her*

Curses...this could be a problem if I can't cut it. If only...*pats his palm.* of course. Sunako, come here.

Sunako: *appears from a mass of bats* Yes? heart

Vincent: I'm sending you into battle. Karasu has a weak spot for cute little kids. Go I choose you...Sunako!!!
*sunako goes into battle*

Sunako, use charm!

*Sunako uses charm which sharply reduces Karasu's attack and accuracy.*

Good now use cosplay!

*Sunako puts on a loli-goth costume which causes karasu to be paralysis with cuteness*

Now for some buffing...
*tosses a cookie at Sunako*

Sunako: Mmmm....yum (-^_^-)
*sunako's Attack power sharply increased*

Vincent: Now go for the finish...use Glomp!!!

*Sunako glomps Karasu's soul....it's super effective*

Ultraball gooo!!!!!!

*tosses a ultra ball and captures her soul*

Alright! I captured karasu's soul!

*new information has been added to pokedex. "Karasu's soul, the never turns around type pokemon. This came from the body of Karasu. no one knows what would happen if she ever turned around, but it has been rumored that it causes people to go blind from shock"*

Hmm...I kind of guessed that already.
Ahem...I caught Karasu's soul! v(^w^)

*looks at her level*

Dammit I don't have an earth badge to handle her level.
I can't believe this. Her power level....IT'S OVER 9000!!!!


Sunako:

Madoka: *sits in a corner and pulls out a doll* heh heh heh... *dark grin*

Ayama: *walks over* Are you really that pissed, Reimei?

Madoka: *nods* *tortures doll*

Ayama: *sighs* What am I going to do with you?

Madoka: Nothing. Leave me be. *grins darkly* Unless...

Ayama: *shakes her head* I'll get Kitsu..

Madoka: *groans* Why~?

Ayama: You clearly won't listen to me.

Madoka: *sigh* Fine... I'll behave...

Ayama: Why won't you talk to him anymore?

Madoka: *slight blush* Never you mind... He's busy taking care of Hisoka. His care is top priority.

Ayama: I know.

Madoka: *puts doll away and curls into a ball* They're having fun...

Ayama: *looks* You call that fun? ...

*puts on a masked*
Ahem....I, Van the Masked vampire, now own everyone's porn and hentai and there's nothing you can do about it.