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The.waffle.in.your.brain
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 1:21 pm


When im at school I get bored and I have this story thing I write. It is not ment to be took to be real at all or anything and it is complete nonsense and coincidental stupidity. The main characters are Totally Turtle, Awesome Possum, and Steve. I will update it every once and awhile but idk if i will during the summer. it depends on the reaction to it in here. So if you like it post here and tell me kk.

Also my story has no name so if you can think of a name for it then by all means post it here.

Except for the first part the story will be wrote like a script. Its just easier for me to write it that way so that is how i do it.

And yes Moobys in 1.3 is the same as Moobys as in Clerks 2.
PostPosted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 6:51 pm


1.1

...Scrape...scrape...scrape...The sound of metal rings through the back room of a small rundown house in a Virginia Suburb...scrape...a possum is plotting a diabolical plan... scrape... in his room he sharpens his knife and talks to himself in the dark...scrape. "I hope hes ready...because im coming for him soon." ...scrape... "He will pay for the pain he has caused me." ...scrape... "He will pay what he owes." ...scrape... "He thought he could get away... he thought that I'd never find him but I have... and now he must die!!" standing up and screaming "Soon he will realize that he ******** with the wrong possum!" The door slowly creaks opens and in the doorway is a figure... he stands there for a moment then approaches the possum... In a calm voice the figure speaks. "We're gana go get some eats, you in?" The possum stands and smiles laughing maniacally. The figure quietly replies "...ok then... I see that you're busy." Then he walks out, shuts the door and locks it. He turns and looks over at Steve. "Dude... I think we should just go without him." Steve sighs and says "Alrighty man, lets get rollin then." Totally Turtle smiles and replies. "Hells ya, I got the munchies like a mother ********."

The.waffle.in.your.brain
Captain


The.waffle.in.your.brain
Captain

PostPosted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 7:03 pm


1.2

Steve and Totally Turtle leave their house and walk past Bilos house.
TT: "Hey man we should see if Bilo wants some eats to. Cus like hes our neighbor and we never see him but i feel like were so close, and... and... wait... what was I talking about?"
S: "I don't know man he hasn't left his house in years and he's... um... well hes pretty unstable and I think he might want to kill me."
They walk past Bilos house and hear screams and laughter coming from inside.
TT: "Mabie your right man, last week he did summon a clan of cannibalistic midgets that ate all of the children in town and took over the military and dropped a nuke on Mexico."
Steve stops walking and looks over at Totally Turtle.
S: "That never happened. Last week you got baked and tried watching South Park, Harry Potter, and the History channel while surfing on the lazy boy sining the Batman there song."
TT: "...Oh ya thats right, man those were some good brownies."
PostPosted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 7:22 pm


1.3

Totally Turtle and Steve continue to walk until they reach Moobys. They walk inside the packed "restaurant" and wait in line. As Steve gets to the counter and is about to order he notices Awesome Possum come in dressed in a trench coat and carrying a duffel bag.
S: "I'll have two skinny calf with cheese and a coke."
TT: "Sup dude? Give me a cow tipper and an utterly delicious mooilk shake."
Steve notices Awesome Possum acting more suspicious than usual and starts to get a little worried.
S: "Um... you better make that to go."
As they get their food and leave Steve keeps looking back at Moobys.
TT: "Whats wrong man?"
S: "Well... you know how Awesome Possum was tripping out this morning screaming about getting revenge on someone?.
TT: "Um... no why?
S: "...Anyways I think he might be after someone in there."
TT: "Why do you say that?"
Suddenly Moobys explodes in a flurry of gunshots and screams as a maniacal laughter rings through the air.
S: "I don't know just a hunch."

The.waffle.in.your.brain
Captain


Cynthiasideways

PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 10:10 pm


they are totally abnormal characters there, nice entry writing...
sorry, no title...
and you don't know me...ah well.
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