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 Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2005 2:03 pm
Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!
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Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 1:38 pm
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Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 6:59 pm
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Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 9:53 pm
Spam
Is
Spiffy
SIS
Spam
Is
Spiffy
SIS
Spam
Is
Spiffy
SIS
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Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 11:46 pm
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Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 12:25 pm
Spam spam spam spam eggs and spam
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Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 12:28 pm
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
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Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 12:29 pm
Vikings (starting to chant): Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings (singing): Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay
sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines
garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
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Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 12:30 pm
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
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Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 12:30 pm
Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
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Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 12:31 pm
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam (crescendo through next few lines)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Eewwww!
Wife: What do you mean 'Eewwww'? I don't like spam!
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Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 12:32 pm
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't
have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife (shrieks): I don't like spam!
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Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 12:33 pm
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings (singing): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
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Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 12:36 pm
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings (singing elaborately): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!
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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 7:52 pm
yep yep this is totally fricken awsome !!!!!!!!!
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