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 Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 1:33 pm
Oh, how exciting (and sickening)! My first encounter with a mating pair. Amid all the excitement of a first successful hunt, I neglected to get a screenshot, but I only caught the very end of their ritual, anyway. It seems some female noobs enjoy "boob spanking" and noob males are only too happy to oblige and um, do other things to her that were quite naughty. This was followed by a request to 69, which was accepted, but thankfully, the female felt it was necessary to brb and I lost interest after she left. How exciting to find such a level of cybering on a casual excursion! Both were reported for cybering.
I hope this log isn't too...racy. The more interesting details may be lost, but hopefully the few details included are not too much. I usually don't censor my cusses, but I felt that in the context of noobology, it might be appropriate.
Hopefully, my lovely partner and I will employ the distraction method detailed in another user's post later this evening. It should allow for some more efficient investigation.
ETA: I used a mule and disguised myself as a tiny little frog for this jaunt.
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Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 1:48 pm
There is also a user called cyberf ucking, but he has proven somewhat difficult to catch in the act. I finally tracked him down and he ran off again. *sigh* Seems like I'm aiming too high for a beginner.
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Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 2:16 pm
Here is a conversation I just witnessed. It is not cybering but I think it is pretty ridiculous.
Girl 1: wat doid he ask
Boy: ya being gay sounds looks and feels cool
Boy: but.....
Girl 1: but.... wat??
Boy: it wears off after uve done it a wile
Boy: then u really dont care anymore
Girl 1: noo it doesent
Boy: sigh trust me it does
Girl 1: i am not attracted to guys
Girl 2: Im not really into girls, but on gaia, it seems like they know me better. In real life, im straight. But I feel better opening up to girls
Boy: well........ then
Girl 1: same with me
Boy: ya same witrh me but
Girl 1: i like guys in real
Boy: still..........
Girl 2: Me 2
Girl 1: but on here it seems right
Girl 1: to do it with girle
Girl 2: R u guys out of school yet?
Girl 1: ya
Boy: then find ur self a noob on gaia and hell be ure bf
Then another girl came in and they talked about school and stuff, the two first girls left, and the boy started asking the third girl if her username meant that she was really emo. Then I left to seek out the girls again, and came across a lesbian couple cybering. I'd post a screenshot, but it'd definitely be a breach of the ToS, as it was way X-rated. Both were reported, but of course none of the participants in the above conversation were reported; they were just interesting subjects. Again, I used my mule disguised as a frog.
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Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 9:21 pm
I ventured out again in search of noob prey subjects.
So, I found a male/female couple who decided to head into a house, and was at first disappointed to find they were just idly chatting. Ho hum. But then! Another user barged in! Turned out the female and this new male knew each other. The new male appeared to be the female's pimp! He threatened the first male and demanded that he pay for the female's services. The first male found this unacceptable and left. The female and the second male remained in the house and chatted. The male seemed somewhat abusive and the female just put up with it / begged him to be on later (with camwhoring as an incentive).
When the second male entered the house, he immediately asked if he was interrupting anything. I assumed he was looking for people cybering and was going to break up my little field trip. He then went up behind the couple, asked what the male was doing with his "wh0r3" and threatened to "assrape j00" (threatening the male). Soon it became evident that the female and this aggressive male were familiar with each other, and when the second male said the first was to pay for cyber, the female asked to be reminded how much she was worth (and also informed the first male that she would "love [him] long time"). After the second male said she was worth 10k, the following ensued (names of the two engaging in prostitution have been left as they are).
CourtneyMoore: or
CourtneyMoore: how much your are willing to pay
CourtneyMoore: is how muc. i will love you
First male: hasta menuana :O
First male leaves.
Divine Newbie: aww
Divine Newbie: Hasta manana?
[a brief discussion of what "hasta manana" means ensues]
CourtneyMoore: We gots to find someone.
Divine Newbie: PFft
Divine Newbie: I am not helping you
Divine Newbie: whore yourself out
CourtneyMoore: Why!
Divine Newbie: .
Divine Newbie: I want you
Divine Newbie: for myself
CourtneyMoore: Fine!
Aaaand...then they poked each other's boob fat for a while. The female had to leave for a while to pick something up in town, but promised to return and camwhore. The male was reluctant and said he would be having sex then, and that she was just trying to give him an incentive to be around. The female seemed angry and said "ILL FIGHT YOU IF YOUR NOT HERE". There was more weirdness, but my mind is not scientific enough to thoroughly document my observations.
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Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 4:40 am
Good work fellow hunter =O
That is a lot of information.. I usually end up with nothing happening in Towns, perhaps I'm not searching the right places... I seem to always lose track of them once they enter houses.. >x<
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Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 9:20 am
Yes, it's easy to lose track of them when they enter a house. Often I just keep trying different houses until I find them, or find an equally interesting pair. Last night, in fact, I stumbled upon a pair of males engaging in quite graphic cyber, complete with avatar humping. It works just as well to enter any houses around a topic where there are lots of cyber requests, instead of waiting for a pair and following them.
Or maybe it's beginner's luck? ^^;;
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Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 12:03 pm
I find it easier to look in random houses. I tend to lose them once they leave to go to a house.
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Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 10:47 pm
I agree, I get a lot of lag when switching from field to field in towns, so I lose anyone I was following unless they were waiting for me. (when attempting to change colours when the time of day changes... I don't follow anyone who says 'fallow me'!) lol
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Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 11:46 am
I never seem to have any luck.
Towns always freezes and I loose track of who ever I was following.
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