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 Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 10:06 am
i am writing a script for a metal gear solid parody and here is my so so far, it isn't finished, what do you think it needs?
METAL GEAR SOLID PARODY SCRIPT
*MGS music starts*
*shows guards walking*
*title fades in and out*
*music stops*
*codec sounds and screen moves down to reveal snake reading playboy*
snake: this is snake, what do you want?
Otacon: snake! What are you doing
snake: reading
Otacon:put that dirty magazine down
snake:i can read whatever i want in my own house
Otacon:is that your house? I have never seen it before
snake:no, it's not my house
Otacon:who's is it?
Snake:.....
Otacon: well, whatever the case, we have a new sneaking mission for you, we need you to infiltrate...
*snake interrupts*
snake:let me guess you want me to infiltrate a military base
Otacon:uhhh.....no, actually we need you to infiltrate an 8 year old girls house
snake:what?! Why?
Otacon:well, we need you to uhh.... kill her parents
snake:you need me to.....kill her...parents
Otacon:yea
snake:when do i start?
Otacon:well, the little girl is gonna be gone on saturday because she is going to her cousins funeral, tragic story really
snake:what happened?
Otacon: she was killed by a swarm of pygmy marmosets
snake surprised h...
Otacon:yeeaa...
*silence*
snake:well, i will see you mondaay
Otacon:i said saturday
snake:whatever
*saturday morning*
*snake sneaks towards the door*
*snake grabs the guard from behind and interrogates him with the knife*
snake:aren't you a little short to be a guard
guard: don't judge me, you don know me
snake: ughh
*snake kills the guard*
*cloud strife appears*
snake:who are you?
Cloud:cloud strife
snake:aren't you supposed to have blonde spiky hair, and you look like otacon
cloud...
snake:..
cloud: lets fight!
*awesome music starts*
*awesome cloud and snake fight scene*
METAL GEAR SOLID PARODY SCRIPT (cont.)
*snake walks in the house*
*little girl walks in the door*
little girl: you killed my dad!!
snake:yea, now wheres your mom?
*little girl runs outside screaming*
snake:jerk
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Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 4:24 pm
not brilliant, but not bad
i think something more funnily random would be better (CRAB BATTLE)
whats it going to be used for? are u going to have voice actors?
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Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 7:24 pm
Twisted Thinker not brilliant, but not bad i think something more funnily random would be better (CRAB BATTLE) whats it going to be used for? are u going to have voice actors? yeah, it is gonna be live action, but there will also be a lot of editing so it won't look crappy
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Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 8:18 am
ah, was gonna say i could do the voice of snake, i do a good impression of him
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Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 9:19 am
Twisted Thinker ah, was gonna say i could do the voice of snake, i do a good impression of him aww, to bad, sorry the spot's already taken up
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Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 12:15 pm
Twisted Thinker i think something more funnily random would be better (CRAB BATTLE) OLIOLIOOOOH! Crab battle was awesome and so was Metal Gear Awesome... Hmm... I think I'll go watch them again razz "Yo yo yo B-boy Snake dawg G, Lissen up, launch a ******** missile to blat blat that power majigga dawg."
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