Yin Yun Yang
I have decided to do the classifications in a more understandable way now. Here they are again, remember you can mix and match them in any way you please.
Class A: The aggro, as soon as you bug them they break out the swear words.
Class B: Booty hunter, or whatever they might prefer. Basically someone looking to cyber with anything of the opposite noob gender.
Class C: Caps lock noob. Always on and always blaringly obvious.
Class D: The noob that uses its "superior intellect and reasoning skills" to say things that don't make sense to normal members of the human species.
Class E: The emo noob. Yes, I know there are you out there who are emo and are perfectly fine people. This class is for the ones that pretend to be emo, usually having it in their name, and bug people for stuff or attention.
Class F: The epic failures of noobdom. Yes, this class fits all.
Class G: The noob that doesn't Get it. Takes many tries to get them to understand thigns.
Class H: The hobo noob. Also known as a beggar, they go to all people looking for donations, especially from non-noob like people since they must be rich. Yeah, right.
Class I: The ignorant noob, either completely not noticing you are just that dumb. This calssification often goes hand in hand with D and G.
Now, while we all know noobs, how many of you have actually thought about the life style of the noob? These not so delicate creatures, that are so often looking for cybering you would think they pop up like rabbits, but for the fact that while they try to do it. You just can't get a baby, or pleasure, out of pixel humping. This may lead you to think that someday noobs will go extinct, since their main, or only in some cases, way of mating cannot allow them to reproduce. The sad fact is though that while they can't on the internet, there is no way for people to prevent the few of them who do from reproducing in real life. As well as the fact that sometimes people are noobs from birth, and not by genetic defect.
So yeah, something scientificy sounding along with a re-classing of noobs that makes more sense. I am not sure if that scientific like thing works or is too harsh though, I shall see by what you all say.
Class A: The aggro, as soon as you bug them they break out the swear words.
Class B: Booty hunter, or whatever they might prefer. Basically someone looking to cyber with anything of the opposite noob gender.
Class C: Caps lock noob. Always on and always blaringly obvious.
Class D: The noob that uses its "superior intellect and reasoning skills" to say things that don't make sense to normal members of the human species.
Class E: The emo noob. Yes, I know there are you out there who are emo and are perfectly fine people. This class is for the ones that pretend to be emo, usually having it in their name, and bug people for stuff or attention.
Class F: The epic failures of noobdom. Yes, this class fits all.
Class G: The noob that doesn't Get it. Takes many tries to get them to understand thigns.
Class H: The hobo noob. Also known as a beggar, they go to all people looking for donations, especially from non-noob like people since they must be rich. Yeah, right.
Class I: The ignorant noob, either completely not noticing you are just that dumb. This calssification often goes hand in hand with D and G.
Now, while we all know noobs, how many of you have actually thought about the life style of the noob? These not so delicate creatures, that are so often looking for cybering you would think they pop up like rabbits, but for the fact that while they try to do it. You just can't get a baby, or pleasure, out of pixel humping. This may lead you to think that someday noobs will go extinct, since their main, or only in some cases, way of mating cannot allow them to reproduce. The sad fact is though that while they can't on the internet, there is no way for people to prevent the few of them who do from reproducing in real life. As well as the fact that sometimes people are noobs from birth, and not by genetic defect.
So yeah, something scientificy sounding along with a re-classing of noobs that makes more sense. I am not sure if that scientific like thing works or is too harsh though, I shall see by what you all say.
