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 Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 3:22 pm
Tell everyone some jokes and pranks you know.
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Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 3:58 pm
ok i got one
what does this say,
Yyur, Yyub, icuryy4me
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Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 6:54 am
there is a joke i heard once plz dont get reaaly mad if it sucks though
three men walk up to the bar as there is a drunken man already there
the drunken man says "hey have u guys ever heard of the air currents around here" the three dudes say "well no we havent" so the drunken guy says "i bet u anything that if i jump out this window i would fly right back up" the three guys laughed and said "yea, like ur really gonna jump out the window" the drunken dude jumps out the window goingiing down 50 floors and then right back up "see told u i could ride the air currents" the three dudes watch in amazenant as they ask "how did u do that" the drunk says "i told u its the air currents" so one of the dudes asks if he can try, so the drunk tells him how he did it, so the dude drops out the window going all the way down and splat, he dies, then the drunk says he didnt do it right here let me show u again, so he drops out the window down all 50 floors and then right back up "see it aint that hard" so the second guy jumps out the window and goes down all 50 floors and goes splat, the third guy says "man i aint jumpin" drunk explains "they just didnt know how to do it, ur much more smarter than them" so the drunk demenstrates again, down the fifty floors than right back up, the third guy says "alright i guess i can trust u, i think" the drunk replys "ofcoarse u can trust me, do i have a reason to lie to u" the third guy says "ok i trust u for now" so the guy jumps out the windo doing exactly as the drunk did going down all fifty floors and......... splat, so back up in the bar the drunk goes back and sits at the bar, and the barkeeper says "jeeze superman ur a real (bleep) when ur drunk" so the drunk says "yea i know"
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Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 4:23 pm
supremebandit there is a joke i heard once plz dont get reaaly mad if it sucks though three men walk up to the bar as there is a drunken man already there the drunken man says "hey have u guys ever heard of the air currents around here" the three dudes say "well no we havent" so the drunken guy says "i bet u anything that if i jump out this window i would fly right back up" the three guys laughed and said "yea, like ur really gonna jump out the window" the drunken dude jumps out the window goingiing down 50 floors and then right back up "see told u i could ride the air currents" the three dudes watch in amazenant as they ask "how did u do that" the drunk says "i told u its the air currents" so one of the dudes asks if he can try, so the drunk tells him how he did it, so the dude drops out the window going all the way down and splat, he dies, then the drunk says he didnt do it right here let me show u again, so he drops out the window down all 50 floors and then right back up "see it aint that hard" so the second guy jumps out the window and goes down all 50 floors and goes splat, the third guy says "man i aint jumpin" drunk explains "they just didnt know how to do it, ur much more smarter than them" so the drunk demenstrates again, down the fifty floors than right back up, the third guy says "alright i guess i can trust u, i think" the drunk replys "ofcoarse u can trust me, do i have a reason to lie to u" the third guy says "ok i trust u for now" so the guy jumps out the windo doing exactly as the drunk did going down all fifty floors and......... splat, so back up in the bar the drunk goes back and sits at the bar, and the barkeeper says "jeeze superman ur a real (bleep) when ur drunk" so the drunk says "yea i know" lolz yeah thats a good joke!! i never heard that one before
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Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 4:34 pm
well i heard it from my brother heres another joke but it aint from my bro
whats the speed limit of sex?... 68... why?... cuz at 69 u gotta turn around
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Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 9:14 pm
heres one directly from my bros mouth or hands or whatever
ok ten guys jump out of a airplane and fall from 1000 feet as they get closer to 600 feet they release there parachutes then when they get to 500 feet all of a sudden there parachutes statred to tangle up and they started to fall all but one man has fallen to his death hes goin yes im gona live im gona live he gets to 400 feet then all of a sudden his parachute gets tangeled and he falls to death every ones morning then all of a sudden you hear yelling in the distance some one looks and sees spiderman sreaming and dancing come to find out the last guy hit dead center of the target
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Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 9:15 pm
he says it better in words rather than over the net sorry
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Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 8:21 am
supremebandit he says it better in words rather than over the net sorry yeah it would probably be better in words but its ok
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Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 8:27 am
A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.
"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her *husband*!"
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Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 8:28 am
There was this little kid who had a bad habit of sucking his thumb. His mother finally told him that if he didn't stop sucking his thumb, he'd get fat.
Two weeks later, his mother had her friends over for a game of bridge. The boy points to an obviously pregnant woman and says, "Ah, ha! I know what you've been doing!"
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Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 4:05 pm
nice ones heres one
what happened to the dude who held the secret to easy 500 gold from the puzzles
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Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 8:32 am
supremebandit nice ones heres one what happened to the dude who held the secret to easy 500 gold from the puzzles he was banned???
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Interesting Autobiographer
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Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 5:30 pm
i got one walk up to your freind then say "when i ask u a question say RUBBERBUNS AND LIQUAR" than say "wat did you have 4 breakfest" then ur friend says "RUBBERBUNS AND LIQUAR" then u say "wat did u have 4 lunch" then ur freinds says "RUBBERBUNS AND LIQUAR" then u say"wat did u have for dinner" then they say "RUBBERBUNS AND LIQUAR" then u say "wat do u do when an old lady falls down the stairs" they it will sound like this when they answer "RUB HER BUNS AND LICK HER" LOL rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol and they will be like this redface redface redface
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Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:10 pm
Soras best freind i got one walk up to your freind then say "when i ask u a question say RUBBERBUNS AND LIQUAR" than say "wat did you have 4 breakfest" then ur friend says "RUBBERBUNS AND LIQUAR" then u say "wat did u have 4 lunch" then ur freinds says "RUBBERBUNS AND LIQUAR" then u say"wat did u have for dinner" then they say "RUBBERBUNS AND LIQUAR" then u say "wat do u do when an old lady falls down the stairs" they it will sound like this when they answer "RUB HER BUNS AND LICK HER" LOL rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol and they will be like this redface redface redface lolz haha omg that is soooo hilarious i have to try that out on my sister haha
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Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 12:19 am
heres one I heard in kindergarten
theres a family of a mom, dad, daughter, and son and there kinda poor so they all have to take a shower together. The mom tells the son not to look up or down, the son asks why, and the mom says, " because I don't want you to see my coconuts or my garden. Then the father tells the daughter not to look down and she asks why, the dad says "because I don't want you to see my snake." Its a day later and the family is at a church picknet and the daughter suddenly gets a craving for coconut milk. Then she shouts out " Mom open up your jungle and let daddys snake go in to get me your coconuts so I can drink milk out of them!!!" then the preacher walks up to the daughter and just looks at her like eek !!ZOMG!! eek
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