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Okay, so one day I was patrolling towns for some noobs to stalk. Eventually I came upon two, we'll call them RHN(Redhead noob) and GSN(Gut-slut noob), anyway they were sitting and talking...

RHN: hi
GSN: hi
RHN: i ned a bf
GSN: ok
GSN: u wana go sumwer
RHN: sure

They started off going east. I followed them of course.

They entered two houses, both weren't up to their standards. (I guess) They decided to go back, and go to the north. (The chess board)

On their way they ran into two other noobs, we'll call them Gummy(close to her username) and UHN (Ugly hair noob). GSN went over and...

GSN: gummy u luk lik my grl
Gummy: so
GSN: change it
Gummy: no
RHN: lets go up

So GSN and "his grl" head up. They sit down and...

GSN: i luv u
RHN: i luv u 2
-Signal heart/kiss emote abuse-

Soon after Gummy and UHN appear.

GSN gets up and heads over to them...

GSN: go away gummy
Gummy: no
(RHN is sitting with her back to them)
UHN: gummy let go
GSN: gummy
GSN: lev him
GSN: 4 me
Gummy: no
GSN: why
Gummy: cuz
GSN: but
GSN: i luv u
Gummy: i dun no u
Gummy: go away
GSN: but
Gummy: i dun lik u

Gummy leaves

(During this RHN proceeds to stand up and talk to another guy. Lets call him OG [Other guy])

RHN: hi
OG: hi
RHN: how r u
OG: gud
OG: wana tlk

(Gummy leaves)

GSN walks up to RHN...

GSN: CHEETER!!11!!1!11

He leaves.

Gummy returns and talks with UHG

Gummy: tht was wird
UHG: yeh
Gummy: o wel
UHG: i luv u
Gummy: i luv u 2