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PostPosted: Wed May 07, 2008 7:38 am


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Ah, a terrible disease this be. This disease makes people lie about their birthday. It causes them walk up to the seemingly "rich" and ask for items or gold because it's their "b-day". It is often found in nubs, who, like other nubs have "better grammar,and are often newbies who took the wrong path."(Caity-Chan). Their appearance can vary though as this disease does not discriminate the seemingly "rich" or the common Gaian.

Common dialect for those infected is:


BN: hi
You: Hello
BN: i am sad
You: Why is that?
BN: canu by me a present? its my b-day
You: I am sorry, but I do not have any gold on me at the moment.
BN: ur lying
You: No I'm not.
BN: -cry emote-
You walk away.


OR


BN: hi
You: Hello
BN: u look rich can u buy me a present
You: What for?
BN: its my b-day so u should buy me something
You: But I don't even know you
BN: so? just buy me something u look rich
You: So? I worked for my items
BN: -cuss words-
You: Good-bye
BN: -more cuss words and possible cry emotes-



...and ever."
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PostPosted: Thu May 08, 2008 1:57 am


I find these n00bs quite annoying including the friend request ones too! Always asking as if they know you or something, but then again a true friend wouldn't ask in the first place either. =p

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PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2008 6:19 am


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I find these n00bs quite annoying including the friend request ones too! Always asking as if they know you or something, but then again a true friend wouldn't ask in the first place either. =p


aaaah, blushblushblush.... i actually did that to a guy the other day... i thought i recognised his name from a guild I'm in... and I asked him if we'd talked before... he wasn't from any guild I knew, but had a great chat with him anyway!

Same chat, and I was in the middle of explaining to a newbie how to open a charity forum... she was pretty good... a fairly nooby guy walks up and asks for gold... I haven't got much (I'm not a rich gaian by most measures, I just bought a few MC's that I like, no big items) so the conversation went thusly:
Him: Hi
Me:hullo!
Him:I need gold... donate plz?
Me: sorry, I never donate in towns, and never when asked.
Him: ow.
Me: Sorry, I'm not rich anyway.
Him: U look rich.
Me: hah! Hardly! lol!
Him: my dream is to be donated an Ancient Katana...
Me: good luck getting that! Lol.
Him: I dun no how to make gold.
Me: well stop begging in here for a start, most will get angry at you here. Start a charity forum.
Him: how?
Me:
Him: I dun no how to make gold...
Other girl I am talking to: He doesn't listen.



Him: donate gold pls?
RLG: get the f**k outta my face, noob!
Him:
RLG: what a noob! STFU GTFO noob!

Me: I told you not to beg... that's what happens!
Him: ow... How to make gold?
Me: I told you.
Him:
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