|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Kharne Bloodhowler Vice Captain
|
 Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 6:50 pm
Hey everyone! I just had this killer idea....let's make a joke thread. It can be any kind of joke, and I don't care how offensive it is. A joke is a joke and should be taken in kind spirits. If you are offended, then I suggest you get over it.
Rules:
1)TOS as usual
2)I = Resident God
3)Retell any jokes as they were told to you. Racial slurs, curse language, explicit content....makes no difference to me.
4)LAUGH!!!!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 6:51 pm
DEAD BABY JOKE!!
Hey, what's the difference between a Hummer and 100 dead babies?
heh, I don't have a Hummer in my garage.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Kharne Bloodhowler Vice Captain
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Kharne Bloodhowler Vice Captain
|
Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 8:32 pm
Hey, why did the wife cross the road?
Who gives a ********!?! Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!?!?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 5:19 pm
Animal Joke: A seal walks into a club....END.
To take one from Maddox (Author of "The Alphabet of Manliness."):
I'm Lovin' It
I Am Loving It
Ailing Vomit
(Anagram....check it....it is correct XDDD Poor poor McDonald's Slogan)
|
|
|
|
|
|
Kharne Bloodhowler Vice Captain
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 12:31 pm
Superman was flying around the world one day, when he saw Superwoman bathing naked on a beach. He thought to himself, "I could zoom in, have sex with her, and zoom away before she would even notice I was there!"
Having not had any since the Louis Lane incident, he decided to do it, so he zoomed in, shagged her, zoomed out.
Superwoman sat up, gasped, and the Invisible Man screamed "What the ******** was that?!"
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 4:37 pm
HAH! Been a while since I heard that one though I always heard the punch line as: Superwoman said, "What the ******** was that?" then the Invisible Man replies, "Hell if I know, but my a** ******** hurts!"
Anyway....
Two guys walk into a bar...the third one ducked.
How do you know if a West Virginian girl is a virgin? She can run faster than her brothers and father.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Kharne Bloodhowler Vice Captain
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Reply
