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-----Original Message-----
From: Sam
Sent: Wednesday, April 23, 2008 4:05 PM
To: Adilaris
Subject: RE: MT2

*** Medical Thesis 2- Day 4 (Night)

Thanks to my nap today I was not really tired. Actually I was rather full of energy and thought, “what the hay? I’m in a padded room, board out of my mind with nothing to do, Why not make the best of it? Besides, it’s so late I’m sure no one will see me.” So I started jumping around and bouncing off the walls, just having a good ol’time. Little did I know they have cameras in these rooms. 20 min later 2 men is white coats came for me and decided I need another dose of electric shock therapy.

Iiii Tthththink mmmy hhair iiiis sizzzzzzled…..
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From: Adilaris
Sent: Wednesday, April 23, 2008 2:59 PM
To: Sam
Subject: RE: MT2

*** Medical Thesis 2- Day 4 (Evenening ***

I awoke in my cell again, I had been unconcious most of the day. I didn not smell like urine because they cleaned me up before tossing me back to my padded room. Luckily, they did not fully close the look-in plate for the door, so I was able to hear people from the cells in my wing. One man was singing musicals, off-tune might I add. Another was a woman who constantly made peculiar moaning sounds. A short man I had seen the day before passed off as someone with both turrets syndrom and multiple personality; since he kept shouting "argh ******** me!"

I started doing handstands with my feet against the wall for balance. I'm not sure why, but it seemed like a good idea at the time.

-----Original Message-----
From: Sam
Sent: Tuesday, April 22, 2008 8:49 PM
To: Adilaris
Subject: RE: MT2

***Medical Thesis 2- Day 4 (almost noon) ***

It’s about mid morning and not time for lunch yet. I’ve been over medicated again and feel all numb. Two men in the white coats picked me up and strapped me into a chair with wheels. They then proceeded to wheel me into the game room and wheeled me to the puzzle table, next to a rather colorful character who seemed to think I was an assassin and here to steel his nuts. Speaking of nuts… I had to pee. I tried to get someone’s attention, but all I could do was drool and make moaning noises. Frantically I tried to get out of the chair they strapped me too, but that made things worse. The gentlemen beside me took that as me trying to make my move for his nuts and began beating me in the head with his coloring book. Finally the guys in white coats came on scene, but it appears that they’ve come for me. They tackle me to the ground, chair and all, and place me in a straight jacket. I really have to pee now. I tried my best to warn him as he was doing up the straps by my crotch. I wiggled and made as much noise as I could, but the poor fellow ended up getting pissed on. The next thing I know something hit me in the back of my head, then everything was dark again…

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From: Adilaris
Sent: Tuesday, April 22, 2008 8:08 PM
To: Sam
Subject: RE: MT2

*** Medical Theses 2- Day 4 (morning) ***

It's the A.M. once again. Breakfast today is oatmeal. Something is rather interesting about it, some eat it, others fling it, and some stuff it in their knickers. Our morning recreation was getting to watcha bit of television; Animal Planet to be exact. Unfortunatly, it was cut short when the classic case of 'monkey see monkey do' occured; mr. Sullivan and mr. Ed began flinging fecal matter at the security guards. They didn't seem to think it as amusing as I did.


-----Original Message-----
From: Sam
Sent: Tuesday, April 22, 2008 7:28 PM
To: Adilaris
Subject: RE: MT2

*** Medical Theses 2- Day 3 (Night) ***

I’m not sure how many hours have passed, all I know is that it’s dark and I have a strange sensation flowing through my body. A kind of happy, and yet tingly sensation. Once my eyes have focused in the darkness I realized that stunning nurse was in my room and having her way with me. She’s such a peach. Oooooooo….


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From: Adilaris
Sent: Tuesday, April 22, 2008 5:17 PM
To: Sam
Subject: RE: MT2

*** Medical Theses 2- Day 3 (Evening) ***

I find myself have a little bit of a difficult time controling my stature. Perhaps this is related to the unnessicary medications. I grew very short tempered when I had a small allegic reaction to the shot in the bum. One of the guards I was trying to explain myself to refused to listen. I admit, I may have been a little over-reactive, but they deemed it nessicary to administer my first shock thereapy.

In short, by the time I got to the room I was very calm again, but no one seemed to notice. After strapping me in, and flipping the switch, I blacked out after a large dosage of shear pain.


Day 3 (night)

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-----Original Message-----
From: Sam
Sent: Tuesday, April 22, 2008 5:09 PM
To: Adilaris
Subject: RE: MT2

*** Medical Theses 2- Day 3 (Afternoon) ***

Earlier this afternoon I had my first therapy session. It was nice, except for the so called doctor, who was a whack. How dare he call himself a medical professional, it seems like they’ll just hand out medical degrees to anyone these days. After my hour long session with the whack job, he had 2 very large men in white coats hold me down while he administered a shot to my a**. I couldn’t help think he would like to be administering something else to my a** as well. I’ll be keeping an eye on this doctor from now on.
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From: Adilaris
Sent: Tuesday, April 22, 2008 1:57 PM
To: TOMPKINS, Samantha
Subject: RE: MT2


-----Original Message-----
From: Adilaris
Sent: Wednesday, April 16, 2008 7:17 PM
To: Tyler
Subject: RE: MT2

*** Medical Theses 2- Day 3 (Noon) ***
I've regained sensation again after a decent lunch. For the less 'excitable' patients, we get to go in a small yard to frolick in the sun a while. I played basketball with a guy who had multiple personalities; but the fun was cut short when he accused himself of cheating then procceeded to beat himself up in an argument with... himself.
-----Original Message-----
From: Tyler
Sent: Wednesday, April 16, 2008 7:06 PM
To: Adilaris
Subject: RE: MT2

*** Medical Thesis 2 - Day 3 (morning) ***

This morning I had the most unusual sensation. I could not control any of my body but was well aware of everything that went on around me. I even had an involuntary vowel movement yet "couldn't have give a s**t" pardon the pun, one way or the other. I also met another colorful character today, he seems to think he is michael jackson, luckily I am not 10 years old or I would have had something to worry about. You'd think he would have picked a better individual to portray. *** how come no ones try's to be mickey mouse or something?***


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From: Adilaris
Sent: Wednesday, April 16, 2008 4:53 PM
To: Tyler
Subject: RE: MT2

*** Medical Thesis 2- Day 2 (night) ***

The supper was respectable, although a little bland; with it, they served a handful of various medications. I am not sure if it was a mistaken pill or typo in the amount of dosage, but I seemed to have been given a little more then my body was prepared to handle. Thus, ended up with near paralysis with those muscle relaxants. I drooled excessively however.

Throughout the night I could hear the two cells next to me. To the right, a man was… well…barking at the moon. Perhaps he thought he was playing werewolf, or had an over-attachment to a pet as a child I suppose.
To the left, there was a man who would scream at random. One of the nurses mentioned he was an ex-biologist. Albeit the shouts about ‘flying monkeys’ I managed a good nights sleep.

-----Original Message-----
From: Tyler
Sent: Tuesday, April 15, 2008 6:07 PM
To: Adilaris
Subject: RE: MT2

*** Medical Thesis 2 - Day 2 ***
My lunch hour was very interesting I met several colorful individuals today. One seemed very obsessed with squirrels trying to take over the world. I never heard the entire explanation he just sort of rambled off in his own little world after a while. My nurse is quite entertaining as well, she has some sort of fetish with mental patients this may prove to be interesting.



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From: Adilaris
Sent: Tuesday, April 15, 2008 5:21 PM
To: Tyler
Subject: MT2

*** Medical Thesis 2 - day 1 ***
Today I start my new project. I’ve enlisted myself as an observational patient in the local psychiatric ward. Despite a few warnings about them not being quite ‘up-to-date’ or possible harm from another patient, I am perusing this thesis anyway.
After meeting briefly with the staff, I was shown around the building. They didn’t take very long in getting me started; since they immediately bound me in a straight jacket and tossed me in a cell. The landing wasn’t so bad since they were padded quite comfortably.
I wonder what events will occur before the night shift comes in?

sweatdrop yeah, he started working elsewhere.

damnit....well i guess that's how crap happens.

I think I can do without.

Ah. I like comedy. xD