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Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 3:13 am
Because the OOC thread isn't having enough love.
Basically, I've spent a lot of time playing the game "Dragonball Z Budokai Tenkaichi 3". Sure there's a lot of hate for the series (coughShadecough) but the game is a pretty good stress reliever. Nothing makes me happier than beating the crap out of annoying world hating monsters just by mashing the L2 and Triangle buttons while sticking the pictures of hated people over their heads.
So I thought to myself, high on drugs of usual, what if the guild here had a game about itself? Sure we're famous for the fact we never finish our Budokai arcs, but damn it the entire is too fun to not work with.
Mental Productions present...
(Rocking Guitars and J-rock ensure while everyone basically start fighting each other. Gamers are shocked at the level of violence in the opening movie of the game.)
-> You select Mahora History. -> You select Beginning Saga!
You play as Ren in the first level as you scurry around the school, wondering where your class is...eventually, you reach the classroom where Stephen (Peace out, the man who never posts) and Daisuke (The man whose busy watching Dark Humour awesome animes). A cut scene ensures before, for no reason at all you fight Stephen.
Halfway through the fight, Daisuke (Who we've already established as a Dark Humour fan) stops the fight, as watching a girl beat up a guy can only be amusing for so long...
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Let us not forget the fighting competitions (These will actually finish!), were you can select your favorite characters.
For example...
Using Ren again, by selecting her in Tournament mode, it brings up another menu where you can select her different modes. Let's do so.
-> You select Ren. -> Ren menu appears. Choose from "School Girl (Normal) Ren.", "School Girl (Magic) Ren," "Budokai Ren." or "Ren (Final)" ->Fighting begins!
Or something like that...
->You select Sorce ->Sorce menu appears. Choose from "School Boy (Magic) Sorce, "Battle Mode Sorce (Complete with helmet and magic items)", "Budokai Sorce" or "Final Sorce."
Yep, Shade's going to kill me...and Ren too.
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You can also play as characters who don't do much in the series. For example, the Chao Waitress who Falconer Hit On, The Fate-Stay Night crew (Budokai Mode of course. Kinda like what Kingdom Hearts did to the Final Fantasy crew. And yes, I did just go there)
Awesome Supremo
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Customize your characters! Have a fetish for catboys? Never fear, simply buy the "Catboy" option in the game's shop and equip it to your favorite characters!
-> You buy "Catboy!" outfit. -> You equip "Catboy!" to Zero -> Zero's appeal to women is...dare I say it...OVER 9000!
Now Zero is going to kill me.
Want to put the more annoying characters into the more stupider items? But of course!
-> You buy "Pink Tutu (Extra Frilly)" -> You equp "Pink Tutu (Extra Frilly)" to Falconer -> Creepy Internet Cults are created, centered around this disturbing image. -> Due to the "Fetish Law", there is probably a person in America masturbating to this image.
Yeah... ---
Ending Credits.
Created by: KidMental
Produced by: KidMental
Written By: Maho Negima RP Guild.
Based on Story By: chocobo_muffins.
Send your money to: KidMental.
Send your nude female pictures to: KidMental, Shade-chan, chocobo_muffins (Maybe it'll take him away from the anime), Steles (Maybe it'll get him to start posting), Bengervasquez (Even though he gets the most action, some nude pictures are still cool), Emowafflexx(...what? Got a problem with it?), DMGirl3000 and KidMental.
Coolio
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Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 5:02 am
I do NOT hate the series! I simply find all the arcs after 'Little Goku' highly distasteful and an affront to my writer's sensibilities...
On another note, may I please have permission to to write Negima OC Fanfics based on the crew? I'll probably modify some of the old arcs in the archive...
Plus there's a chance for Dark Keeper crossovers...
If you don't get the reference, read my fanfics (the link's my WWW). You'll get there eventually...
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Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 5:08 am
Go nuts! Anyway half the original series characters are kinda dead posting wise...So we'll have to get representatives for them...
(pulls out sock puppets)
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Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 7:27 am
Or perhaps we could have... Maho Negima... the CGI movie!
Here's the trailer... arrow
(cut to very emo, grainy black and white cut-scene of a little girl with pale hair being caught in a fiery explosion. Two young boys, their red and blue hair the only colors other than B and W, playing together in the least-leading-to-moe-yaoi way possible as grim elders stand looming in the background. Younger, saner-looking Falconer is in a war zone, peeing himself as he watches his battalion get killed by an army of demonic cockroach-land-sharks.)
The Past... Unreachable... Untouchable... Yet we can never be free from it's chains...
(the screen gets cut in half diagonally as shadowed, emo outlines of Rina, Zero, Daisuke, Tarja and Harris dominate the dark upper half while the sunny lower half shows chibi-Ren running screaming around a playground set, young Sorce with really long hair sticking together parts in in a dismantled computer and getting electrocuted)
It defines the Present, leading us inexorably to the Future...
(the screen splits again as the trench-coat brigade of Sorce in his coat but no armor, Zero holding Nyuu and Ensis in their sword forms in hand, Cera in full white assassin clothes, and Harris standing among the branches of the world tree flash into view, their coat tails all flapping in the wind all bad-ash like)
It turns us into what we are...
(Mizumaru and Yamaji face of in the budokai grounds, wings of fire and water surrounding them. they charge at each other, elemental dragons tearing each other apart around them as they fight each other, murder in their eyes. Cut to Ren, her head tilted back as her eyes stared sightlessly up into the sky, into the sun, her arms outstretched even as she is slowly engulfed by dark, creeping vines, their evil-looking flowers the color of blood. Tarja stands in Cherry Blossom Lane, dressed in full slutty-final-boss-wear, her eyes just as sightless as the flower petals blow around her. the camera draws back to show her undead army, as evil laughter echoes in the background...)
Yet it need not dictate what we are to be...
(Harris turns his back on a scene of fire as indistinct students in Mahora uniforms wave to him in greeting. Sorce tosses down his staff and pulls out Excalibur and Caliburn, charging forward screaming alone into an undead army as Gilgamesh's golden armor surrounds him. Fire and water surround Ren as the vines are ripped away. An indistinct male catches her as another fights back the evil plants. Zero slam Nyu and Ensis together, fusing them into a weapon wreathed with light, too bright to see a dark wings rip from his back. Falconer takes of a pair of glasses and rips open his shirt, revealing a pink tutu while cat ears pop from his head, along with a tiara stamped with a smiley face. The watch on his wrist suddenly changes into a sniper rifle. Cera's white mask is shattered, revealing one of her eyes and part of her mouth as she takes aim at something with one of her guns, flicking it to the side as she shoots to 'curve the bullet'. The bullet that explodes from the barrel is a magic-canceller one, with Sorce's name on it. )
The time has come...
(Daisuke fights someone who looks like an adult Negi in Dark Lord clothes, only to be cut down by a tall female with nearly floor-length blond hair. As Daisuke falls, blood gushing from his back, the two move together to kiss. Zero stands on top of the World Tree at night, a shining weapon in his hands. Looming over him are gargantuan shapes, with spikes and plates and too many arms. Zero swings the weapon as he throws himself at the giant demons. Falconer, Mizumaru, Yamaji and Ren stand inside an abandoned control room, as Falconer taps in a code. A pentacle appears on screen as the words 'Soul Corps' are reflected in their eyes.
...to CHANGE.
(Sorce uses the Kaleidostick, and transforms in a rainbow whirl of colors. A giant robot stomps forward, Falconer riding on it's head wearing a necktie around his head and shooting a cross-shaped machine gun as Ren, Yamaji, Mizumaru, Harris and Stephen pilot. Zero snaps his finger, causing a ring of light to explode over the world tree. Daisuke, a bandage on his head, cuts his hair with a knife and releases the strands into the wind as he watches the sunset. Cera, no mask, raises her left arm, which transforms into some kind of weapon as Sorce, standing next to her, raises his staff. They both shout out a spell and the screen goes white)
Maho Negima RP: Metamorphosis
(Two lips close together.)
"I still hate you..."
(The camera pans back quickly to a blur of black and white as a Pactio circle flares.)
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Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 1:43 pm
oh... that was... freakishly well thought out.....^^;;
but I'd buy the game just to play Falconer-sama in tutu equip mode, I'm not even kidding.
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Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 2:06 pm
*pulls himself out of a massive pile of Minami-ke, Zetsubou Sensei and Pani Poni Dash* You guys never fail to impress me. For better or for worse. speaking of "Fetish Laws", that reminds me of this little gem buried in my bookmarks... http://www.abcb.com/laws/index.htm
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Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 11:33 pm
Sorce...that was absolutely, mother ******** genius!
(head explodes)
I would totally watch it. Even with the tutu Falconer.
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Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 6:06 am
three letters... WTF!
That was super special awesome!
any character, you say?... i shall put my guy in a... BIKINI, and he shall be hot!
but other than the proverbial stroking of my ego, that is a great trailer! i would go to see that faster than a collaborative work between all of the greatest anime and manga artists ever!
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Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 10:46 am
eek Shade... that. was. AWESOME!
...i just wish i'd had time to actually play my character more in the old RP, so you could actually get a feel for him... unfortunately, even now he's yet to run into a situation that'll press him to his limits. *sigh*
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Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 5:19 pm
*thumbs up*
bump.
3nodding
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Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 6:05 pm
(is still ******** speechless at the Epic Win of it all.)
Must...find...animators...ANIMATORS!
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