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 Posted: Sat May 03, 2008 8:41 pm
Hello my dear colleagues.
We all find the noob a very interesting, yet very baffling species. We may never fully understand the ways of the noobs, but we can, however, try to learn. That's what we at Noobology Inc do. But of course you all know this, because that's why you're here. I have comprised for you a noob dictionary, called Noob Lingo and You. It is a bit short and I wish to further develop it. Any confusing or useful sayings or words I may have missed would be quite helpful, and I will ad them in if you tell me what they are. So, with no more further ado, here is the guide.
Noob Lingo and You: A guide to speaking with noobs.
heys- (Hello.) A simple greeting. Feel free to say hello back.
cul itemz- (That gear you have equipped your avi with is very nice.) Just thank them
Donat plzzz???*see also: u r rich! gold plzz?*- (I am new here and I know you have a vast experience with gaining nice items, so I was wondering if you would kindly give some of your wealth to me.) Tell them no, but do it nicely. You don't want to harm their noob mind.
NOOB!- They seem to think you are of their species. there is a variety of different ways to deal with this, but make sure you clear up the species difference.
Cyber plox?*see also: press 777 to cyber, yur hot cyber?*- (I would like for you to partake in my mating ritual.) Oh! Well this is a good find indeed! They seem to want a partner! You know better than this, though. So make sure to tell them you're not interested.
Liek cuul- (That is very interesting/amazing.) This is usually a compliment. They're accepting you as their own!
U rox my sox- (You are a very nice person and make me happy.) This is a very formal compliment for their breed. Congrats on befriending the noob!
Bish *see also c**t, slut, whore, and any and all other mean noob dialect*- (that offends me/I disagree! For that I will need to answer back in a way that is not very nice) This is the very ape way noobs wish to insult you. You can tell the very Neanderthal nature of the noobs by this 'insult' because it's usually yelled without warning or reason. So for this, as the old saying goes: Ignore them and they will leave.
That is the basic lingo of noobs. For anything I may have missed, please tell me and I'll quickly add it! Thank you and happy noob hunting!
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Posted: Sat May 03, 2008 9:14 pm
Ooo good ones but you forgot the agressive part of their language like 'bitsh', 'c**t', etc. and the sad ones (they usually use the cry emote).
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Posted: Sat May 03, 2008 9:44 pm
Ah yes. Shall I file the bad ones as one like I did with "Cyber Plox", or type them all out separately?
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Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 5:20 am
OMG!!! This is perfect!!!! Thank you so much for your research whee
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Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 5:55 am
ROFL. Awesome. Now I can begin to understand this weird species of Gaian.
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Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 8:18 am
Woo! Thanks guys xD I also added the 'insults' that noobs may use. Ohhh it's longer than I thought @.@
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Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 8:56 am
 "Forever... rofl Very nice work! This help in future studies, I'm sure of it! ...and ever."
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Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 10:07 am
Kyle Riley "Forever... rofl Very nice work! This help in future studies, I'm sure of it! ...and ever."
Well, I"m off into the field to further continue my research!
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Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 2:03 pm
*vigorously takes notes*
As a Beginner N00b0ologist, this will come in quite handy.
I thank you much. 3nodding
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Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 5:18 pm
Haha well I welcome you much. Good luck with your noob hunting!
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Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 10:13 pm
Do you recommend talking with noobs after you have reported them for breaking the ToS? I've been telling them once I report them so they'll stop their pathetic behavior, but does it really do any good?
And is it required to translate into their language as long as you use short words and simple sentences?
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Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 1:54 pm
It's not required to translate into their language because everyone understands 'reported'
But yes usually it's goo to talk to them afterwards
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Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 11:58 am
Thank-you =3 The NOOBs always call me a bish and i'm like do you wanna go?! Great Topic
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Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 7:35 pm
Wow I understand so much now.
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