|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:41 pm
Hey everybody, welcome to the blooper section! This is where we…ermm…blooper the Rp. Yeah. Blooper to your heart’s content!
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 1:04 pm
Characters: [[Keep in mind I'm using pictures of thier KH Un-Parallel ex. Sion/Sora or a funny icon that represents them. More to come!]]  : Sion  : Aurume  : Kale  : Larsa  : Balthier  : Fran  : Kadaj
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 1:11 pm
Ok Everyone, go to town!
[[Blows Whistle]]
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 1:15 pm
[[Here's one!]]
Aurume: Hey Larsa?
Larsa: Yes?
Aurume: Why are you always so serious? I mean, jeez, you're even younger than me, you should be acting all kiddish, right?
Larsa: Oh, well, you see, I've been emotionally scarred for life.
Aurume: Scarred for life...?
Larsa: Look up LarsaxBalthier on pretty much any search engine, and you will see my point. *Stalks away*.
Aurume: *Watches him go.* Wow. And I thought I had problems. Well, back to controlling the universe.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 2:15 pm
((Yaaaaaaaaay! *hugs Neomi* Bloopers! XD))
The script says: Ezzy takes off her hat, says her line, and disappears.
Ezzy: *struggling to get hat off* GAH! IT WON'T COME OFF! Damn this piece of haberdashery! It must have - guuuh - shrunk in the... wash! *as she struggles to pull it off, she trips over a light, sending it crashing to floor. This starts a fire. Everyone runs for the exit, except Ezzy.*
Come ooooon - *POP* FINALLY! I'm free ... *looks around to see nobody there and a fire raging in the studio*
eek
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 5:04 pm
Aurume: Hey Nakia?
Nakia: Yes?
Aurume: You take influence from the appearance of your master, right?
Nakia: Yes.
Aurume: That's why you changed clothes when I got your bottle, right?
Nakia: Yes.
Aurume: Well, what if I was a drag queen, then how would you look?
Nakia: burning_eyes
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 6:46 pm
((LMAO! That was awesome! XD))
Ezzy reaches inside her hat, searching for the book she needs to give Aurume to "find".
She pulls out a blackmail photo of Aurume at the Rebellion Christmas party last year.
Ezzy: Oh dear - silly me! How did that get in there?
Ezzy hands the book to a mortified and livid Aurume.
Aurume: Get rid of that thing! Now!
Ezzy: Yes - yes - of course! sweatdrop
The picture bursts into flames. Aurume glares at Ezzy, but walks away, glad that the evidence has been destroyed.
Ezzy looks down into her hat, smiling and snickering to herself as a handful of the very same picture appear in her hands.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 12:10 pm
[[Lol!]]
Kale: Just so we’re clear, I am NOT this Rp’s emo kid.
*pause*
Aurume: Then who is, me?
Kale: No, it’s obviously Milune.
Sion: She hasn’t done anything yet.
Kale: Yeah. She’s unconscious. You don’t get much more emo than that.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 12:44 pm
((LOL!))
Backwards Town
Ezzy, holding Aurume "hostage" on the Aerodome roof.
Ezzy: (after teleporting too many times. The line: I fear my flare for the theatrical feats has forced my form into a formidably fragile state. I may just have to give you a small cut for appearance's sake and scurry off-screen so as to save myself from a savage defeat.)
I fear my flare for the featrical theats has...
Okay, wait...
I fear my flare the theatrical feats has forced my form into a formidably fragile frate...
...
(Ezzy stomps off, grumbling)
Aurume: Ezzy, where are you going?
Ezzy: To kill my writer! (Summons a script from her hat) Have you SEEN some of the lines she's written for me?! It's RIDICULOUS! She has me speaking in tongue-twisters! I'm sick of it!
(Ezzy vanishes)
Aurume: ... (realizing she's still on the roof with no way to get down)
eek gonk crying
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 7:19 pm
{*Has absolutely no idea what to post for Yumi*}[/alig]
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 5:58 pm
Sion: We make a great team, eh Larsa?
*pause*
Larsa: *bursts out laughing* Ha! I mean...I'm sorry, I just...he said...HA! As if he meant it!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 8:00 pm
Nathaniel is unconscious. Nakia is hovering over him, worried because she can't do anything to help him. She is supposed to deliver a mushy (but corny) line. The line: She may have my bottle, but you will always have my heart.
Nakia: She may have my bottle, but you will -
Nathaniel starts laughing. He manages to stop.
Nathaniel: Okay, I'm sorry. Let's try that again.
He closes his eyes.
Nakia: She may have my bottle, but -
Nathaniel starts laughing again. This time, Nakia starts laughing too. By the time they stop their giggle fit, the director decided to cut that bit out.
****
Meanwhile:
Ezzy stands in the clearing. A cricket chirps and a small breeze blows by.
Ezzy: Hello?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 6:14 am
[Lol!]
Aurume: You know, I think we're lacking something if we want to be Kingdom Hearts characters.
Sion: What, fangirls?
Larsa/Balthier: I have those.
Sion: Spiky hair?
Aurume: You have that!
Sion: Oh yeah. Well what about...
Aurume: Theme songs, Sion! Theme songs!
Sion: I thought there was already a thread for that.
Aurume: Let's disregard it.
Sion: Oh, alright. Let's choose some. Can I have the "Gonna Fly Now" Rocky Balboa song?
Aurume: Why not. Hm, what about me?
Sion: How about "Beep" by the Pussycat Dolls?
Aurume: WHY?
Sion: Because you swear a lot off camera.
Aurume: .....
Larsa: What about me?
Sion: "White and Nerdy" by Weird Al.
Larsa: W-What? I am not nerdy!
Aurume: Have you ever heard yourself speak?
Larsa: I'm BRITISH!
Aurume: I thought you were Archadian.
Larsa: According to Square Enix, they are the exact same thing.
Aurume: What about Vlair?
Sion: "Milkshakes".
Aurume: And Evily?
Sion: "Nobody's Perfect" by Hannah Montana. How about Balthier and Fran?
Aurume: The "Barbie Girl" song will work for both of them.
Sion: Cool, what about Nakia?
Aurume: "Genie in a Bottle" by Christina Agulera! [Pardon the misspelling.]
Sion: And Milune?
Aurume: The sound that an EKG makes when it flatlines.
Sion:...Okaaaaaay.
Aurume: And Mercy?
Larsa: [[Outta' nowhere]] "Mercy" by Duffy!
Aurume/Sion: .....
Larsa: British pride!
Balthier: Bloody brilliant!
Fran: ....I must find a new partner.
Sion: What about Adromeda?
Aurume: "Hips Don't Lie" by Shakira.
Sion: And Kythss?
Aurume: "Moondance!"
Sion: Varun and Sha?
Aurume: "Cold Hearted Snake" by Paula Abdul!
Sion: Ren?
Aurume: "Shadenforde" from Avenue Q! [Again, misspelling...]
Sion: Are we forgetting anyone?
Aurume: Probably, but we're running out of post space.
Sion: Let's get em' next time.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 8:40 am
((Oh man, that was awesome! XD!! Lmao! I had to clamp my hands over my mouth to keep from bursting out lauging at work!))
Nakia looks over at the group suggesting theme songs for everyone. She can't really deny that her song ("Genie In a Bottle" by Christina Aguilera) fits her, but she scowls at the group anyway, muttering about how they have "no imagination"...
Nathaniel, unable to help himself, starts laughing at Nakia. She scowls at him and he stops.
Nakia: "You didn' get a song, but YOU shoulda gotten 'White an' Nerdy'!"
Unable to deny it, Nathaniel grins. A moment later, he's laughing at Nakia again and singing snippets of "her" song.
Nakia, not amused, starts to bludgeon him with an old fashioned "I Dream of Genie" type bottle.
Nakia: "T'ink i's funny NOW?!
Hearing her song, ("Hips Don't Lie" by Shakira) Andromeda blushes scarlet and looks down at herself, making her blush worsen. Too embarassed to say anything, she simply shuffles off-screen, timidly.
((I've never heard of Andromeda's song. I'll have to look it up now. XD))
Varun and Sha exchange a glance, smiling. They both stand a little straighter, prouder, and glare at an old lady walking by to help protect their title. ("Cold Hearted Snake" by Paula Abdul)
Ezzy laughs at everyone, even pointing sometimes.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Reply
