Hello, salutations, greetings, and other such items of pleasantry! In true
Kat Jade fashion, I have put off posting my entries until the last possible moment, so sit back and prepare to be enthralled by me going crazy on Tektek for an afternoon and then getting bored and forgetting to post anything until right now! Whoo!
First, we'll start with some anime classics. Take, for example, Alucard from Hellsing!
Alucard is sporting a lovely hellhound ensemble today, to go with his traditional dyed-red-with-the-blood-of-the-innocents coat. Unfortunately, he swallowed that cross he always has in his mouth for some reason, so he cannot model that particular accessory for us today. He's still got style, though. The original Dracula could take some hints!
Basic formal wear and a cape, Lugosi? Get into the 21st century! It's all about the red trenchcoats now! Just ask Vash the Stampede.
See? He agrees wholeheartedly with Alucard, although he's very upset about Gaia's horrible donut famine after last summer's onslaught of Powdered Sugar Weevils. Hopefully future harvests will prove more fruitful, putting more donuts up for grabs on Tektek. Until then, delicious cake will have to suffice.
But enough about the classic anime guy. What is the classic anime girl wearing this season? Well, the answer from Chi from Chobits is "not much."
Granted, this is Chi right after she was found in that alley by Hideki, so she didn't have much to work with at the time. Chi's sister, Freya, can show us what a more accomplished CLAMP girl can expect to be wearing this season.
Right about here, I began to get bored.
Next, we bring you that terror that flaps in the night, the one, the only DARKWING DUCK!
Not a movie, you say? WHO CARES? He's
Darkwing Duck! You want an even cooler character who appears in an actual movie? Well, absolutely nothing on Earth can beat the wonder that is a Muppet.
He...he's like poetry in foam. A single tear rolls down my cheek. Who's up next? HEY! Who can resist the man of your dreams, Freddy Krueger!
What's that, I hear? Nightmare on Elm Street doesn't count as sci fi or fantasy? Whachoo talkin' about?! He
kills people in their
dreams! That's totally all fantasy and junk! And he takes over a video game and a telephone in that one sequel, so that could totally be sci-fi, right? ...right? Well, fine. FINE. Okay, how about Ariel from The Little Mermaid. That mainstream enough for you? Huh? HUH?!
There. Look. It's Ariel.
Hm. That wasn't so bad. Now let's do Ariel as a zombie!
NOW IT'S ARIEL AS A KILLER CYBORG ZOMBIE OUT TO DEFEAT HER EVIL ALIEN CREATORS!
AND THEN THERE'S A BEHOLDER! AAAAAH!
SPARTAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
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