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 Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 7:20 pm
I'm so bitchen, womens activists want me.
I'm so OG, Al Capone paid tribute to me.
I'm so tight, bullies want to leave me.
I'm so ape, Tarzan took lessons from me.
I'm so ace, I shot down the Red Baron.
I'm so deaf, I put Helen Keller to shame.
I'm so deck, I got paid three bucks to build myself.
I'm so rich, I get used for Florida orange juice.
I'm so dope, Jimi Hendrix bought me.
I'm so bomb, Iran cant have me.
I'm so hip, your grand dad broke me.
I'm like Altoids; small, white and curiously strong.
I'm tighter than your wedding dress five years later.
I'm so sweet, Slugworth stole me.
I'm so cool, I have to be measured in Kelvin.
I'm so low key, pianos don't have me.
I'm so collected, tax collectors owe me.
I'm so detached, Marie Antoinette knows me.
I'm so possessed, the Exorcism is based on my life.
I'm so composed, Bach wrote me.
I'm so demented, I have a rented cell next to Hannibal Lector.
I'm so divine, Jesus is jealous.
I get sucked more than the carpet of a of a Dyson Owner.
I'm so stoned, I could be a mountain.
I'm so cool, I started an Ice Age
I'm so hot, when I went to hell I exclaimed "Who turned off the ******** heater!"
I'm so bomb, I know Mr. Kaczynski on a personal basis.
I'm so quick, I can outrun the Mach-5.
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Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 7:26 pm
I'm so popular Google bought me
I'm so dope, a hobo stabbed the guy at 7-11 to get money to buy me
I'm so sick Blue Cross Blue Shield won't insure me
I'm so hot I drink raw eggs to fry them
I'm so phat, Oprah tells ME you go girl!
I'm so deck Yugi prays to me
I'm so deaf Beethoven tooks lessons from me
I'm so tank the Germans reverse engineered me
I'm so bangin' the Pope declared me a sin
I'm so bitchin' the French wanna BE me
I'm so off the chain the warden tries to catch me
I'm so ripped Edward Elric lost me
I'm so infectious Africa can't contain me
I'm so controversial the Democrats don't wanna touch me
I'm so hung, the Klan must've thought I was black
I'm so fly the wright brothers built me
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Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 7:40 pm
I'm so poppin' the Hindenburg was trying to copy me
I'm so chilled Tony Stark wants to drink me
I more tail than a ninetails poacher
I'm so explosive Japan surrendered
I'm so cash Bruce Wayne got a loan from me
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Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 9:14 pm
I'm so lame, I only got one.
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Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 7:38 pm
Aegis-Eishiki I'm so lame, I only got one.
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Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 9:44 pm
I'm so lazy, I'm not even gonna finish this one.
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Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 3:03 pm
Aegis-Eishiki I'm so lazy, I'm not even gonna finish this one.
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Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 11:54 pm
I consider them separate entities of jokes that are not to be said in conjunction of one another.
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Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 6:34 am
Aegis-Eishiki I consider them separate entities of jokes that are not to be said in conjunction of one another.
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Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 7:32 pm
Keeperofthegates Aegis-Eishiki I consider them separate entities of jokes that are not to be said in conjunction of one another. fine.. I'm to lazy to even fini...
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Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:26 am
I'm so hot, I cause global warming.
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Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 4:01 pm
In rebuttal...
I'm so cool, I started an Ice Age
I'm so hot, when I went to hell I exclaimed "Who turned off the ******** heater!"
I'm so bomb, I know Mr. Kaczynski on a personal basis.
For those of you who didn't understand the last one.... or are too stupid/lazy to search..... Kaczynski is the Unabomber.
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Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 9:54 pm
I'm so Above All, the Air Force had to pay me.
If you don't get that, watch a damn recruiting commercial.
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 2:40 pm
trinity_renee I'm so Above All, the Air Force had to pay me. If you don't get that, watch a damn recruiting commercial.
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 7:14 pm
I'm so high, those rotting oranges look good.
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