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I walk down the street and infront of the local grocers is a small stand with a sign that says "FREE SAMPLE!!" and on the table next to it is a bowl of gum. I look over the wrapper and pick up a piece. I don't see an attendant in sight so I just grab one and pop it in my mouth. "Mmmmmmm!" I think to my self as I keep chewing. THe flavor choices are a bit odd but it tastes so real. First I get a warm sensation and a creamy tomato flavor followed by Roast Beef and mashed potatos. Then I realize I've herd this string of flavors before, I can't place it until a strong and I mean very strong flavor of Blueberry pie fills my mouth. I look down and my hands are turning blue as my belt pops and I begin to grow round! "Oh no! I knew this was a bad idea!" I shout out loud as a small evil looking imp dressed in a tuxedo pops from under the table and laughs then scampers off leaving a puff of smoke behind him that reads. "You've been pranked! April Fools!" I begin to lose my balence now and fall backwards but to my surprise I only fal la short distance as during the distraction of the imp my mid section had becoem more sphere like and my whole body from head to toe was dyed a deep blue. My cheeks were now puffing up as well while my hair grew longer and longer, turning itself an odd green color much like a plant stem. Before too long my body had rounded out enoguh to rip all but my underwear off of my body. I look down and see that even my nipples had changed to a deep violet color and were leaking a dark blue syrup. "Oh my GOD! What's happening to me?!?!" Soon my hands and feet are barely peeking out over the circumfrence of the dark blue ball that my body had become. As the ball I was became more taught with juice I began to roll down the slight hill of the street taking out shop stalls and cars i nmy path. Occasionally being launched into the air a few yard when my breasts hit the pavement as I rolled, I continued my unwilling journey. At the bottom of the hill is the imp. He is now leaning on a cane next to an open warehouse door. On the next rotation I see that this warehouse is going to be my destination. He snickers as I roll past and he shuts the door. The door reads "Wonka's Blueberry Flavor Extract Proccessing Plant. Upon entry my hair is grabbed by a large robotic arm and I amd tethered to a large green metal pole that is covered with at least another 20 -30 girls who all look much like me in my present state. All of them larger and deeper blue, more like the color of the berries we now reselbe than the almost bright blue that I had become. I look around and notice a sign that says "Ripening Room" in large red letters above a door. An almost sinister voices comes of the P.A. fro man hidden speaker and welcomes me. "Congrats! You have been selected for the next wake in Wonka candy technology! We realized that the Blueberry issue from our gum was not a problem but an oppertunity to explore more concentrated flavors. The thick syrup that you are now extreting will be plugged shortly. In your current state the juice is very bitter as yo uare a new berry and quite unripe!" As he speak two small robotic arms reach outwards from nowhere and place valves over my nipples that restict the flow of the syrup. Likewise they strip me of my undies. "No need for you to hide your shame here, it's not like you will ever be leaving again! As I was saying in a few months yo uwil become ripe enoguh for us to use your necter but for now just relax and enjoy the sun lamps and let yourself grow!" The voice stops and the arms retract. I look over and notice an encreadibly large berry next to me. Her hands and feet were no longer visable and her hair looked more like vines than shimmering strands. I look closer and see that her faced is also almost buried into the roundness. "Hey! You! Umm what's going on?" She looks over at me and sighs. "Oh great I'm stuck to a new girl again... Just realx and get used to not moving and the time will pass faster. Honestly I don't know how long I've been here now maybe a year or two? I dunno hard to say now. Last thing I remember about the outside was begin given a bit of gum by a man at the corner market on Elm." I look at her puzzled. "But that market's been closed for about 10 years now!" She only sighs and goes to sleep. I begin to panic, she had been here that long! I don't think I could live like this or atleast liek this hanging from a pole for that long, I had to escape some how. Then it dawns on me, the cell phone headset I had hadn't fallen off inthe trip here. I yell "Call 911!!" into the mouth peice and I am soon connected to the hotline. I tel lthem I am being held captive in the warehouse along with what had to be every missing girl reported from the past 20 years. I leave out the berrification for the time being figuring they wouldn't belive me. I give them the location and within minutes the door is busted down and the stunned officers drop their wepons upon gazing at us. The imps working on the floor scurry away into the back and suddenly all of us are released from the pole at once. I speak to the officer shouting that I am the one who made the call and that the imps had used some kind of weird candy to turn us into these living blueberries. A medical team comes in to examine us and we are deemed fully healthy aside from being engourged with juice and that there was no cure. That we, unfortunatly, were stuck like this for the rest of our natural lives. Thoguh they didn't know how long that would be as some of the girls who had bee nthere the longest looked as if they hadn't aged a day! I over herd one doctor remark that the anti-oxidents in the juice must be giving us unnatually long lives. Then it hit me that not only was I stuck like this but I was going to be stuck like this longer than I would have lived naturally. I begin to cry but the same blue syrup drips from my eyes. One of the younger female doctors comes over to me and pats my swollen form and licks the juice off me. "Mmmmm so tasty! No worries, we will take good care of you..." So that's my story, here I am today it's been almost 50 years since that day and my dear Doctor has since passed on. But here I live, a bloated berry on a farm full of other bloated berries. We live simple lives of rolling ourselves back and forth across the fields and the occasional juicing for comfort. None of us have even aged yet and honestly I feel younger than the day I was berried, but I have obviously grown much juicer. I measure about 300 feet around now days but who cares? I'm happy now I suppose...

no, xcept tis became more of a story than a roleplay.

I know I'm sorry I kinda got on a roll and couldn't stop ^^;;

Haha zing!

actually it would have been perfect if ya put in paragraphs, ya know, break it into sections instead of one big block of text.

So, maybe we should get back to the original topic.

*rigs up a high speed pie-launching machine, loaded with cheesecakes*

n.n kufufufufu

Should be alright. I just need to prime this here firing mechanism.