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Here is a step by step guide on how to make and eat a hotdog without having trouble. (Or at least you shouldn't)

Step 1:
Choose your dog.
Make sure it doesn't have rabies, flees, or any other thing that might taste yucky.
Tips for this step:
If the dog gives you trouble, put it in a cage and yell at it for 2 hours or until it falls asleep, this way the dog will be confused and to busy making out what you said to fight back.

Step 2:
Choose your cooking source.
Now, there are numerous was of cooking it. You may use a barbaque grill, an oven, a microwave, a frying pan, or a waffle maker. I'd recommend a grill if you want your dog to fit.
Tips for this step:
If you want your hotdog for breakfast, make sure you have a small dog, like a Chiwawa or something and use a waffle maker. This way, you get all the texture of breakfast in your hotdog.

Step 3:
Prepare you dog.
Be sure to make your dog feel comfortable with you before you eat it. This way it'll be a happy hotdog.
Tips for this step:
To make a dog feel comfortable, give it a dog's luxuries. A massage table, spa, game room, and such. This way, after you eat it, you have the stuff.

Step 4:
Making the hotdog.
*~^This part has been taken out due to violence to a live dog^~*

Step 5:
Eating the hotdog.
This is probably the simplest task, take a bite out of the hotdog.
Tips for this step:
Make sure you don't take too big bites, and make sure to pull off any burnt hair that may have remained on the dog. And one more thing, don't eat the bones. I repeat, DON'T EAT THE BONES!

Well, I hoped this guide helped ^^.

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ORLY? TYVM!

Lol, good luck with that Rina XD