Hi and welcome to the Psycho Show . Im so excited to be here tonight . We have an amazing interview with some one amazingly awsome and...famous . Ladies and Gentlemen here he is the man of the hour George W. Bush !! President of the USA !!!!!!!
*APPLAUSE*
Welcome Mr.President .

Bush : Oh please call me George .
Me : Ok then..Mr. George
Bush : Or Bush .
Me : Um..ok Mr. Bush
Bush : or Sexy Legs Mc'gee
Me : Whut
eek ????
Bush : I said nice to be here
Me : Um........nice for me to be able to tolerate you here
Bush : What
Me : Nothing...anyways . Now Mr.....um....
Bush : Just call me W
Me :.....right...Mr.W..oh forget it.....Bush . How can you feel that the war in Iraq , is doing this country any good
Bush : I'm tellin you they HAVE got weapons of mass destruction !!!
Me : Sure they do * rolls eyes* . Do you think Hiliary Clinton will win the elections or Baraka Obamah ?
Bush : Well...lets see there...I don't really know..I was kinda just gonna vote for my-self again .
Me:
stare Bush : I think I make a great President !!!
Me : Ok..ya know whut this guy is dumb . *reaches into purse*
Bush : LOOK OUT SHE'S GOT A WEAPON OF MASS DESRTUCTION !!!
Me : Whaaatt are you talking about ? *pulls out tube of lipstick*
Bush : ITS A MINIATURE SIZE WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION !!!
Me : Um...riiigggghhhttt.....and did I mention it's cherry flavored as well .
Bush : OH MY GOD !!! ITS A CHERRY FLAVORED MINIATURE WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION !!!
Me : Yeah , I bought it a Walmart
Bush : IT'S A WALMART BOUGHT , CHERRY FLAVORED , MINIATURE WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION !!!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE !!!! *runs out of the studio*
Me : Um.......ok.....um..eh..right well then . Thats all the time we have for to day I'll see you next week when we interview Britany Spears . Good Night !!!!!! ...................................................................ok the camera off . Good . Man that guy was insane . I mean come on , how does his wife put up with it
well I can't complain..I mean he did give me this bag of weed eek ! WHUT THE CAMERAS STILL ROLLING !!! WELL TURN IT OFF YOU DUMB SH- * turns camera off*