I got one I think is funny. ( Some vulgar language. )

Guy walks into a bar.
Guy looks at the bartender.
Guy says I bet you $100 I can piss in a shot glass from across the room.
Bartender takes the bet knowing the guy cannot do it.
Guy pulls out his thing and starting pissing everywhere.
Guy doesn't get a drop anywhere close to the shot glass.
Bartender smiles and says, wheres my $100?
Guy says hold on I will go get it.
Guy comes back smiling and gives the bartender his $100.
Bartender asks, why are you smiling? You just lost $100.
Guy says, I just bet them guys $1,000 I could piss all over your bar and you would smile about it.

pirate ninja mrgreen xd