[[I know you remember me]]
Sadly it is that we announce the death of a spirited and adventurous young man by the name of Kim. It was March 12 of 2008 that Kim was brought to his untimely demise leaving behind many cherished family and friends. Kim’s final moments were spent in the Houfman Motel with the local street corner candy, Gabby Linden. During their stay at this motel, the two decided to obey their primal urges and commit “intercourse.” Said process should have gone smoothly as with most instances of this nature, however it was not so in this case. During said activity, it would appear that Kim became too much for Miss Gabby to handle and so, his “hot dog” became stuck within his partner. It would appear that the lack of circulation to his “hot dog” caused Kim to struggle desperately to free himself. Apparently in his desperation, he somehow succeeded in causing a seperation between himself and his “hot dog.” It wasn’t until several hours later that Kim died from emotional distress. Veiwing hours will take place tomarrow at 3 pm, in the Strumpet Funeral Hall. Funeral will be the following day at 10 am at the same location. Any donations should be made to the Home for Hookers at 1-800-HOOKERS.
[[You'll love me forever, you just wait...]]
