SB: Sir Bedivier
P: peasants
KA: King Arthur
W: 'Witch'
P: Sir! We found a witch! May we burn her?
SB: How do you know she is a witch?
P: Cuz she looks like one! Yeah! Yeah!
SB: Bring her forward
W: I am not a witch! I am not a witch!
SB: But you are dressed as one.
W: And this isn't my nose; its a false one! And I didn't dress myself like this they did!
SB: Did you did this to her?
P: No! No! ... Yes...Yes! We also did the hat She still has a wart
SB: Did you dress her up like this?
P: No! No! ... Yes yes...A bit! A bit A bit! BURN HER ANYWAYS! Burn her! Burn her!
SB: There are ways of telling if she is a witch.
P: Tell us! Tell us! Do they hurt?
SB: Tell me, what do we doo with witches?
P:Burn them! BURN!!!
SB: What else do you burn apart from witches?
P: MORE WITCHES *slap* Wood!
SB: So why do witches burn?
P: ....Uh........Because they're made of wood?
SB: Good! So what should we do with her?
P: Build a bridge out of her!
SB: Ah! But can you not also make bridges out of stone?
P: Oh yeah....Uh....
SB: Does wood sink?
P: No! It floats! THrow her into the pond! The pond! THe pond!
SB: What else floats in water?
P: Bread! Apples! Very small
rocks! Churches ,churches!
KA: A Duck!
*gasps*
SB: Good! SO logically....
P: If she ways the same as a duck....then she's made of wood....
SB: And therefore?
....A WITCH! A WITCH! A WITCH!