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I foung this really stupid and innacurrate test of stupidity, aka, being blond, on myspace. Some of the things I found to be ridiculous.
Feel free to take the test it's quite fun, but I decided to make commentary since really I have no life and I just feel like commenting since that's what I like to do. Everyone knows that The Dagger must have an opinion on everything.

First of all....if you wish to take the test for shits and giggles and make your own comments, feel free to do so. I will post a clean slate of the test for you to take.

Disclaimer: I do not own this quiz. I found it on myspace.

Oh yeah, and excuse the spelling errors.


But yeah, I've apparently had 26 blond moments.

*** 18 or lower means you’re not stupid ***

[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
kind of hard not to do.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
Now that I can understand being a blond moment.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
ok, so maybe that is blond
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
Now that's just total lacking in common sense. Who in there right mind, even a blond, would jump out of a moving vehicle. Then again, there are those people in mission impossible movies who do such stunts, and the occasional idiot teenager who thinks it's cool.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

Really, I think it depends on what you thought about.Then again, if the person is blond, how can they think of something funny when half the time they can't even think. This doesn't make any sense.
total =4

[x] You have ran into a tree.

[ ] It IS possible to lick your elbow
Lets, see let me try this...not. I already know that you can't
] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
I've noticed that a long time ago.
[] You just tried to sing them.
[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
Now this...I don't classify this as being stupid. Everyone know how much of a pain in the a** shoelaces are. They come untied at the worst times, and half the time you don't even realize they are untied until you trip on them. I blame the shoes, not the hair color on this one. Then again, if the had more varieties with feltcrow, or if people didn't get made fun of for wearing them, all the better. ( yeah I prolly spelled feltcrow wrong but who really cares.)
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
Now I can see where this can be blond. Swallowing and talking at the same time doesn't work so well. You see you have this flap above you esophogus and your wind pipe. When you are breathing, (which even blonds know how to do, because if they don't...well i guess the rest of us can heave a sigh of relief.) That flap is over your esophogus. When you are eating, that flap covers your wind pipe so you don't get food in your wind pipe and choke. That's why you not suppose to talk with your mouth full because it confuses that flap and sometimes you choke. Same with swallowing your own spit. But then again, sometimes that can be a bit difficlut since swallowing isn't contiously done, much like breathing.
[] You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[x] You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice
With the way the human mind works, most would not have noticed.
[x] You just looked at it.
anybody would've now that you've pointed it out.
[ x] Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.
( CUZ IT'S BLEACHED)
[] People have called you slow.
total = 10

[] You have accidentally caught something on fire
( No, more like ON PURPOSE. BWAHAHA)
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
that can also happen when some a*****e comes up behind you and scares the s**t out of you when your taking a drink.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[x] You’ve fallen asleep in class
( CUZ THE TEACHER WAS ******** BORING)
[X] If someone says “fart” you laugh.
That's not stupidity, that's either being easily amused or being immature.
[] You just laughed.
total =14

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
yeah, I can see where that would be a blond moment
[x] You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
Ya, know sometimes mother ******** love to interrupt you when you are telling a story, and when they interrupt you, it screws up your train of thought.
x] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
That's becuase I tell perverted jokes and can often twist everything they say, so they either get disgusted or annoyed, or just plain out want to pretend like they don't know me.
[x ] You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
Excuse me, some of us are just naturally loud. That doesn't mean we're stupid.
[] You use your fingers to do simple math.
total = 18

[ x] You have eaten a bug.
Any body who says no to this is lying. You eat about 100 bugs in your sleep. Oh, and not to mention 80% of the world's population consider bugs a delicacy. You just insulted 80% of the world population. Good job.Despite most humans being stupid, I don't think eating bugs should be deemed as an act of stupidity. It's a great source of protein..
[] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
It's called having a bad day. Oh, and being human.
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
Now that, my friends, IS a true blond moment.
total = 21

[ x] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.
Well if the ******** thing says something about my mom dying, Of course I'm gonna ******** be worried. People shouldn't make stupid s**t like that to begin with.
[x] You break a lot of things.
That's called being clumsy.
[] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[x] You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused
A form of nonverbal communication isn't a form of stupidity.Maybe being confused may have sperned from being blond, but the noverbal cue that comes from it isn't stupidity in itself. Besides, it depends on what the person is confused about. you never know, the person maybe confused by stupidity itself.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
[x] When you’re laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
Ok, I don't deem being bored as being blond. Not to mention finding pictures in dots on ceilings, pictures in clouds, and patterns on the moon's surface is actually our minds way of looking for patterns. That's not stupidity, that's actually normal. Besides, finding patterns take brain power,and last time I checked, your stereotypical blond has none.
total = 26

Repost as “I’ve Had_of 39 Blonde Moments

Wow, yolie, your that blond?Damn!

Thats ok according to that ******** thing, everyone is.

Hey, we still love you.