This is a bear. The typical bear has two eyes, two ears, a nose, and a tongue. (Note: even though their tongues are sometimes not visible because their mouths are always full of fish and people, do not be alarmed, they do have them.)
Bears don't really like winter, except for polar bears. Did you know that polar bears are made of snow?
Bears are obviously friendly, docile creatures. That is why they have so much fur. So you can hug them.
Dwight loves bears. You should too.
Determined bear says "this thread is wack." Yes, yes it is.
That is all. Discuss bears. Next week: rhinoceri.
