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Although he appeared to be an old man, truly Ezekiel was a fit man, perhaps with the ability's of someone much younger. After all, he still had to test his own arrows, didn't he? He hated keeping up appearances, but that was what had to be done, no matter how much he hated the god forsaken wilds. "Perhaps one day I could burn it all down to the ground." The fletcher said rather disdainfully before firing off an arrow at a stag, quite a few yards away. It hit the beast in the chest, which caused it to thrash wildly about, creating a fearsome racket. The man sighed, wondering why NOTHING could ever be easy before firing off a few more arrows.

He would need to make them sharper...perhaps add some sort of adheaseve to the end to create a type of fire. Or a sedative...or maybe some nightshade, that would make things interesting.

With a grin he approached the wounded animal, arrow at the ready, this one would go in between its eyes.

Upon hearing the voice Korbin quickly turned around and pointed his bow directlly at the woman. HE then glared at her, before turning his attention back to the beast and ending its miserable life. Now...he had a person to turn his attention to.

He hated them more then trees, at least on the most part.

"Dose it appear as though I am lost?" He asked, turning his attention back to the odd woman. "Becase I am not, and you shouldent come up on people like that...you could scare the life out of them...or make them get the life out of you. But...It appears as though you happen to be lost...I suggest you try to find a way out of here on your own. After all, thats the only way the ignorant can learn, no?" His voice was harsh, as though he were scolding a small toddler.

But then...his eyes caught an odd glint...those items...they would be worth allot of money...

The man then sighed, shaking his head before talking to her, in a more caring tone. "Im sorry, my anger gets the best of my tounge at times, It has been a hard day. My name is Ezekiel Korbin, and I happen to be the local fletcher. Who do you happen to be?"

The man blinked, taken aback by her strange words. He knew what an a** was, a simple donky, but why in the world would he be a donky person? Not only that, there was another word he didn't understand. "What...what dose ******** mean?" He asked, confusion now spread across his face. He decided not to comment on anything else. after all she was unarmed, he wasn't. It would be simple to think of something not only...funny as she dubbed it, but painful as well as simple.

Yet a dangerous thought arose in his mind...was she one of those strange beings who were from another land where men turned into monsters? He heard rumors...and gotten very strange objects yet...

No...it couldn't be.

"I am NOT homeless!" He snapped back quickly. "I own a rather nice shop back in the town. That and in all my years I have NEVER heard of something as a swearword. I think that your mind may be addled...did you fall out there in the woods? Would you like for me to show you to an aprocrocy?" In truth though, he simply wanted to take a rock and smash her head in...she was so idiotic, so ignorant...so full of pride. But, no...he couldn't. After all she may be a new client, a treasure hunter perhaps, thats the only way she could have all of those items of course.

"What in the gods name is a payphone?!" HE asked again, quickly taking a step back and away from her. "Are you from some other land? I will take you to the town, but if you don't want to be hanged there, I suggest you keep that odd tounge of yours held until you know what...normal is here in these lands. " Although it was meant to be a warning it came off more of a threat. "Now...follow me, Ill have to get you better cloths too..." He grumbled this part. "You look like some sort of hussy from some far flung kingdom. How dose your husband let you go out with your shirt like that?!"

"Well, your more then old enough to be married, obviously, and its proper for you to have a husband, is it not? And slut...is a harsh word..." Although perhaps the correct one, he thought to himself. "But...come, I will show you where you are now, and I think you will perhaps understand." Suddenly though the man pulled off the cloak he was wearing, made of animal hides and offered it to her. "Please hide yourself so others do not see how you are dressed...at least until you get proper cloths."

Could she really be from that other land? If so...he was going to become an even richer man.

"Indeed..." Korbin muttered before turning away from her and starting to quickly make his way back towards the town. "Follow me and stay close and stay close. There are...things that could be out here that even my bow wont be able to handle." HE glanced back at her for a second and then continued onward to the town. If the legends were true she would be joining the monster's ranks too.