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 Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 8:02 pm
Feel free to post random quote from movies, books, skits, tv shows, ect. They can be anything from funny to witty to just plain random.
I'm sure some of you get sent to your rooms sometimes by your parents. All I have to say is, the next time it happens and you're lying there all mad thinking about how hard your life if, just picture me standing next to you, ready to smack you upside the head. When I get sent to my room, it's in a freaking dungeon! With rats! -Max, Maximum Ride, Saving the World and other Extreme Sports
"Your mission now is to control a passionate new Traveler and to solve the mystery of Faar. Think, Pendragon. You are better suited to the task than I. I would simply batter Spader senseless until he was unable to chase Saint Dane" - Loor, Pendragon: the Lost City of Faar
"I don't need to be careful. I have a gun" - Homer Simpson
(all I could find at the moment....will probably find more later)
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Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 2:37 pm
Fun!
I found this on an icon... xd
"Cinderella walked on broken glass,
Sleeping Beauty let a whole lifetime pass,
Belle fell in love with a hideous beast,
Jasmine married a common thief,
Ariel walked on land for love and life,
Snow White barely escaped a knife.
It was all about blood, sweat, and tears
because love means facing you biggest fears."
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Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 8:02 pm
"IF IT WASNT FOR MY HORSE I WOULD HAVE GONE TO COLLEGE"
- YES AN ACTUAL LIVING RETARD ACTUALLY SAID THIS AT MY UNCLES JOB. I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE HORSE DID. lol
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Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 12:55 am
"Take a little off the cuff and cut his nuts off."-George Carlin on calling neutering 'altering'
"You must be the change you want to see in the world"-Gandhi. or was it MLK?
"LOVE AND PEEEAACE!!!"-Vash the Stampede
"Oh, i love George Carlin so much! (gushes for a while) The seven dirty words? uh.........."-some comedian on The History of the Joke, paraphrased
"It isn't fate that [is cruel to people]. It's humans."- 'Rorschach'
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Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 9:45 am
(Just a random conversation I had with my Girl Scout troop recently)
"God I'm sick of the snow. Thankfully the really snowy months are almost over" (Me)
"Yep, March comes in like a lion, and is out like a lamb. Then it's April showers bring May flowers. And Mayflowers, bring Pilgrims!...What do Pilgrims bring?" (Friends 1)
"Diseases," (Friend 2)
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Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 7:26 pm
"I've seen enough, turn it off."-my great-uncle after seeing 10 minutes of Liar, Liar. The elderly are wise.
"...you'll see that [female genitalia, explicit] isn't that great!"-my mother
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! You...why...AAAAAAAA!!!"-me, after hearing the above
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Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 6:40 pm
"When god throws you lemons, get a new god"
"Hi Kira" random person
"I'm not Kira. What would give you that idea?" me *Hiding deathnote behind back*
"Hi not Kira" another random person
" 'I am not Kira' Yes you are! by 3%" random comment written by random L cosplayer
"I know a song that gets on everbody's nerves!" (hate this song)
"I lost the game" (had to put this...whoever knows what I'm taking about please don't kill me whee )
"There's no sence crying over every mistake, You just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake," Still Alive
"Then there was light," masquarade host lady at AB
Sorry for all the Death Note related quotes
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Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 9:06 pm
Me-Chan916 "Hi Kira" random person "I'm not Kira. What would give you that idea?" me *Hiding deathnote behind back* "Hi not Kira" another random person " 'I am not Kira' Yes you are! by 3%" random comment written by random L cosplayer "I know a song that gets on everbody's nerves!" (hate this song) "Then there was light," masquarade host lady at AB Sorry for all the Death Note related quotes Heh, that's kinda what Light does... Go random person! xd L-kun! heart So like him to use percents... I know that song! It is rather annoying after the second repeat though. *cough* Biblical allusion *cough* Its ok! L was mentioned. 3nodding
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Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 4:24 pm
"You can't cry over spilt milk," some random person. My response, "You can't cry over spilt milk, but I swear to god if it is spilt juice I will shoot you."
"You can't always get what you want," some singer who i really don't care to look up right now. My response, "You can't always get what you want, but I swear to god if it is spilt juice I will shoot you."
"I kill you!" Achmed the Dead Terrorist. My response, "I kill you, but I swear to god if it is spilt juice I will shoot you."
"Mathbooks are square, like pants," Timmy Turner's dad. My response, "Mathbooks are sqaure like pants, but I swear to got if it is juice I will shoot you."
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Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 12:18 pm
A random friend (Char) "This is the only day of the year when you can see men in all different sorts of uniforms. There's minutemen, navy, red coats, modern day military. You name it!"
Me "Patriots Day. The day when in Lexington Mass, lots of people dress up like those from the colonial days and people not consider it odd. It's just like a con! Except without free hugs, or cool anime stuff, or random pictures, or obsessed fans...or.....never mind, it's nothing like a con! The only thing that's the same is weird people dressing up..."
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Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 8:00 am
This is forever one of my favorites. Reservation Road, Luke, "If a man speaks in the woods and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong?"
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Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 12:35 pm
Free hugs? Where'd you get hugs, cause i want some hugs... Which is based on:
"Hey, juice! Where'd you get that, 'cause i'd like some juice..."-Sana on Kodocha
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Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 5:12 pm
"I sometimes think I'm not teaching a Law class. With the questions you guys ask it's like I'm teaching criminals," *class laughing* "Yeah, just don't tell anyone you learned law from me," My Intro to Law teacher
"Prostitute names have been around forever! They were created when God made the world!" My friend. (Don't ask.....)
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Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 5:57 pm
"5 high school girls + 4 bottles of sparkling apple cider + lots of junk food and caffine + 1 Karokee machine = about 3 hours sleep = one misrable next day."
Found all this out the hard way. Twas worth it! xd
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Posted: Sat May 22, 2010 3:48 pm
"I'm not a hero. Never was...never will be." Solid Snake (RIP).
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-Whoop! YAAAAaaaaaaaa!" Hamato Yoshi.
"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Hsh,HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
NIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!"-Son Goku.
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