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 Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 7:43 am
Yes, I came up with 100 reasons why anyone would ever want to watch Scrubs. Read and enjoy!
1. More daydreams than anyone can count
2. Guys being called girls' names
3. Banana hammocks!
4. The Todd
5. More high fives than anyone can count
6. Multi-Ethnic Siamese Doctor
7. World's Most Giant Doctor
8. World's Most Giant Black Doctor
9. Ted the Ultimate Sad Sack
10. Dolphin sex. My bad, dolphin TRAINER sex
11. People getting hurt more times than anyone can count
12. Floating Head Doctor
13. "A drunk clown hurt me once."
14. Shoe Shopping!
15. Mole Butt a.k.a. Barbie a.k.a. Elliot
16. Old Gay Men
17. My Best Friend's Baby's Baby and My Baby's Baby
18. "His tumor's getting so big it's starting to look like a threemur"
19. Ice machines
20. Sex Comas
21. Hug Schedule
22. CABBAGE!
23. Zoom! Zoom! Zoom!
24. Doctors having tip jars
25. "You gotta focus on the positives, for instance the medical miracle that is one woman actually impregnating another woman. SHADAISY!"
26. Passing out when you poop
27. Snoop Dogg Intern/Resident/Attending
28. Josephine a.k.a. Fun-size Intern
29. Colonel Doctor
30. Dr. Beardface
31. Lonnie
32. Rex a.k.a. Party Doc
33. The Janitor
34. Lady
35. Keith Dudemeister
36. Pig Whore
37. "Smack the moneymaker!"
38. "SHHH!!! DONG SLEEPING"
39. THETODDTIME.COM
40. "Appletini. Easy on the tini"
41. Hooch is crazy!
42. Laverne & Shirley
43. On-again-off-again Sexcapades starring Elliot and JD
44. "Her butt looks like two Pringles hugging"
45. "Frick!"
46. Dr. Jan itor
47. T.C.W. (Tasty Coma Wife)
48. Gizmo
49. "Turk"ey Bacon
50. Jiggly Ball!
51. Pie Racist
52. "Morning, sunshine"
53. JD's Bananas & Nuts
54. Crazy Jill Tracy
55. "You're breakin' my Tuscaloosa Heart"
56. Sasha
57. Dr. Kevin Casey
58. Rowdy
59. Man Check
60. Roof Toilet
61. Guy Love
62. Molly Clock
63. Shower Shortz
64. Leonard the hook-handed security guard with a giant afro
65. Gay Chicken
66. "Boobies! Charts..."
67. "Waffle time it's waffle time, don't you want some waffles of mine!"
68. "That dog just laughed at a pun"
69. The Worthless Peons
70. Dr. Acula
71. 2 sisters with 3 eyebrows
72. Man Cards
73. Johnny the tackling Alzheimer's patient
74.Gloria the oldest intern ever that waves too much
75. Newbie
76. Turk Fever
77. Sam the junkie that cons doctors into giving him meds
78. Carla and Laverne the gossip queens
79. Turk's big bald biscuit head
80. Man panties
81. "The first anniversary of my 29th birthday!"
82. "I had no idea there were that many Asian surgeons in this hospital"
83. Mrs. Apendectomy is getting an Apendectomy
84. "He can dance if he wants to. He can leave his friends behind. 'Cause his friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine"
85. Jordan Godzilla Sullivan
86. Mexican Apple Thieves
87. "God, I can be such an apple slut"
88. Ridiculously strong body parts
89. Turkiot
90. Dead, Dying, Deadsies, Deadwood
91. "Guy I despise so much I'd pay someone to kill you and stuff you and leave you by my bed so that when I wake up in the morning I roll over and punch you in the face... of the year"
92. "It's a hip hop world, son. Keep up or get out of the way"
93. Chest Hands
94. Sacred Fart Hospital
95. Chocolate Bear & Vanilla Bear
96. Mocha Cub
97. Idiot Handle
98. "Welcome back pickle!"
99. Theater Camp
100. "I know, I'm no Superman"
Bored? Make your own list! It doesn't have to be 100 reasons. Just a few.
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Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 4:30 pm
Ha ha...that us hilarious!
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Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 2:58 am
Cool but you forgot a few.....
101. Find the saltine
102. Gravelled!
103. RING OF FIRE!!!
104. "Well I think it would be nice if i could touch your body.... not you sir.... not everybody has got a body like you."
105. Lennard, Half kitten Half monkey!
106. awsome sellection of music
107. One barely passable doctor.... slash Labradoodle.
108. Miracle Five!
109. Oh yes... its a onesy.
110. I miss you so much it hurts sometimes.
111. punch a whale
The List is endless everything about scrubs is a reason to watch it... oh wait I almost forgot...
112. Slagathor!
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Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 4:23 pm
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Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 5:19 pm
133. Dead Army of stuffed squirrles
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Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 7:26 pm
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Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 9:06 pm
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Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 10:14 pm
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Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 10:04 pm
137: Randomly breaks out in singing
138: You can imagine everyone singing...and wait...dancing
139: Straw-haired
140: Black Whale
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Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 9:58 am
141. was JDs scooter mentioned?
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Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 8:47 am
Kax Phoenix 141. was JDs scooter mentioned? Yeah, #56.
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Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 3:02 pm
141. "babtism, snaptism, raptism, naptism. I'm so tired I could use a naptism
142. Thunder
143.pieces of boards nailed to hands.
144.two sylable words turned into six.
145. shakespear in german.
146. story topping.
147.drill fork.
148."...and then he hung himself"
149. wrighters wrighting themselves into the scripts to be unimportant characters who become important later because of other wrighters.
150. hundereds of alterent lines.
151.racist candy
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Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 12:18 pm
These are hilarious! I can't think of anymore...
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Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 5:08 am
152. Doug and his lollipops
153. (916) CALL-TUR... (hopefully people will dial the 'K' anyway!)
154. sex gongs
155. "That's so funny!"
156. Whale punching
157. Ms Pacman
158. Carpark Basketball
159. free hugs!
160. being Dominican, not Puerto Rican
161. Dr Mickhead and his craziness
162. The Gooch
163. Justin the Unicorn
164. Roof Golf
165. Capella groups
166. Air banding
167. Ben Sullivan heart
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Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 9:18 am
Was Dr. Cox's rant mentioned?
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