1) You associate the word "theatre" with the stage over movie theatre
2) Book reports get done on plays rather than actual novels
3) "Top Played" on your i-Pod are all show tunes
4) If you miss the Tony's in June, your life is over
5) You know all the stars on Broadway and what they're in, but are clueless when it comes to film actors.
6) You've skipped school on show dates in order to "get your proper rest"
7) You refer to athletic try-outs as "auditions" and practices as "rehearsals"
cool You break out in song and dance at any given moment uncontrollably
9) You've written essays on Shakespeare plays you've been in because you remember all the lines, so you don't have to read another book.
10) You buy tons of make-up not because you wear it out, but because everyone wants to use your's come show night.
11) You do the same thing with hair products.
12) You see cute reading glasses in a store and want to buy them for use as a prop later in life.
13) You've slept in auditoriums, and dressing rooms.
14) At some point during most shows, you get sick because of the stress, even if you don't have a main part.
15) You come up with ways to adapt crazy films and books into plays and musicals.
16) "That scottish play" is the worst word in the dictionary.
17) "I can't, I have rehearsal" is your life motto.
1 cool Anytime you don't have a show, is a time of extreme depression for you
19) You are very timid in real life, but you'll try anything for the theatre, even falling fifteen feet onto a crash pad, or flying.
20) Sleeping with your boss is not off-limits if it can get you the role you want.
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