Ten Akatsuki, A Dog, and A Ramen Joint
So welcome to a part serious and part silly Akatsuki RP. The Akatsuki have successfully overthrown Konoha and driven out or killed all the previous inhabitants, (Except the owners of 'Ichiraku Ramen' since he's the only chef capable of making such fabulous ramen). Now our stalwart anti-heroes are living it "Real World" style as they plot to overthrow more hidden villiages, collect more sacred tailed beasts, find and beat the tar out of Orochimaru, and not kill the 'puppy' Tobi adopted for them to make their villiage a home. Watch the drama and hilarity unfold in "Ten Akatsuki, A Dog, and A Ramen Joint".
The Cast so far:
The Ichiraku Family
(And the top corner of Dedara's head one time after I really screwed up his hair. It took me all day to get a good picture of it, but totally worth the effort.)
These people are actually pretty cool. Once they got over the fact that we were an evil orginization that drove all their customers out of town they loosened up a lot. That might have to do with the fact that we introduced them to Kakuzu and his amazing banking techniques. Sure we hit a few bumps in the road when Kisame tried to eat their baby but we're cool now.
RPed By:
Pein
The great leader a.k.a. lightning rod.... And no, I didn't get that nickname from Konan. He's pretty much the brains of this operation... Though I'm fairly certain he's a robot. I mean look at all that metal! And HE WORKS WITH LIGHTNING! Why are Tobi and I the only ones to have made this obvious connection? Anyway, he's cool so long as you don't wake him from a nap or give him static cling issues.
RPed By: alchemist09
Konan
There's a bet going that Konan isn't really female. I mean from what I've heard the same bet was being run with Orochimaru back in the day. Seems like there's got to be at least one gender bender in this group aside from DeeDee. Konan is great when she's not PMSing... And by great I mean bland. She has no personality. If she's not a man or a robot I'm betting she's a Sasori puppet.
RPed By: Benevolent Rose
Kakuzu
Don't let his hideous maw fool you, this guy's got a heart of gold... And he'll sell it to you for the low low price of an arm, a leg, and a first born son. Doesn't matter who's. Yup, good ol' Kaka will sell his granny for a buck.... Actually he did sell Sasori's grandma for about 8000 yen. His modeling contract ran out about 30 years ago so he'll do anything for cash now... I mean ANYTHING.... Except that, you perv.
RPed By:
Hidan
Woohoo! Sexy grandpa in the house!!! Hidan wears shirts less than that one surfer celeb... Matt something-or-other. He also has a pain fetish that I refuse to believe is associated with his overzealous worship of that... guy... I forgot the name of his God but who cares. I throw away all the pamphlets he gives me anyway. OH and watch out, Pops has the mouth of a sailor with that one foul-mouthed language disorder. Starts with a 'T'.
RPed By:
Kisame
SHARK!!!! Haha, just kidding, that's just Kisame. Isn't he a beauty? Kisame is actually really sweet and down to Earth. I think the only guy to ever REALLY piss him off was Steve Irwin when he tried to tag him. Crikey! That was a mess. Our goldfish here enjoys arts and crafts, gnawing on things, and toting around a big a** sword. It's not easy being blue, so offer him a hug if you see him. Just warn him before you do or he may bite.
RPed By: Benevolent Rose
Sasori
Sasori plays with dolls. Don't call them dolls around him, though. Call them 'Puppets'. Sasori likes to think he is a man but we all snicker and laugh at him behind his back because to us he's just a little boy that needs to hit puberty. He's mostly quiet and keeps to himself, but that's only when he has an actual choice in the matter.
RPed By: Silabus Whitelight
Itachi
The living, breathing shampoo add. How is it that wind always blows around him and ruffles his hair in just the right way? I bet he traumatised the poor wind into doing it. Itachi is the resident emo bishie that nobody but me seems to have the guts to play with. He's really a great guy when he's not wangsting about his little brother or threatening you in vague ways. He has a sweet tooth, too. That's how to get along with him... Bribe him with sugar.
RPed By: alchemist09
Zetsu
Remember to water and fertalize regularly or he gets cranky. Zetsu is a venus flytrap with split personality issues and a problem with color coordination. He's really sweet when you feed him, but if he's hungry lookout! Major grouch alert. He doesn't have much patience for Tobi, but nobody else seems to either. I think he's only nice to be because he has a soft spot for girls. Sensitive male... plant... thing.
RPed By: Kibo Botch
Deidara
Deedee wishes he were a girl. He strives so hard to be pretty with his daily beauty regiment but unless Sasori and Hidan work together to perform advanced plastic surgery poor Dee will remain male. I try to cheer him up by telling him he's pretty and such but I guess I just hurt him because I remind him of what he'll never be. He's cute when he's flustered so I'm not gonna stop, though. Sorry Deedee... And quit watching me from the corner of your eye! OH! And Deidara likes to blow sh*t up... F.Y.I. And don't get him started on his art rants... Ugh... So boring!
RPed By: alchemist09
Tobi
Tobi is a good boy. He saved me and brought me to the Akatsuki. Of course he happens to think I'm a dog... But I don't mind. Tobi is what I like to call a 'Manboy'. He's a little boy living in the body of a very sexy man. Don't get me wrong, he has his ungodly sexy man moments but most of the time he's just a loveable scamp. Such a good boy! I love him so much!
RPed By: SunnyHinata
Orochimaru
Be advised! Keep this man away from young and impressionable boys. He is an icky ***** with a taste for young bishies. I can't say I blame him, we have similar tastes, but then again I'm not a grown man with a tongue to rival Gene Simmons's and a joy for wearing ugly dresses. Orochimaru, got play with your man-b***h and leave us alone. He's still sore that we had to kick him out when he DARED say he was prettier than Itachi... That and we found yaoi porn and a creepy shrine to Itachi's younger brother under his bed. *shudder*
R(a)Ped By: Silabus Whitelight
Hachi
ME! I was recruited into the Akatsuki when Tobi accidentally confused me for a puppy. We're all still trying to figure that one out since I am quite obviously a gorgeous female human. I like to play tricks on the gang and create good feelings all around. I also mess with peoples's heads since I'm skilled with mind control and psychic jutsu. Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because I live with 10 men(?) that agree.
RPed By: SunnyHinata
So welcome to a part serious and part silly Akatsuki RP. The Akatsuki have successfully overthrown Konoha and driven out or killed all the previous inhabitants, (Except the owners of 'Ichiraku Ramen' since he's the only chef capable of making such fabulous ramen). Now our stalwart anti-heroes are living it "Real World" style as they plot to overthrow more hidden villiages, collect more sacred tailed beasts, find and beat the tar out of Orochimaru, and not kill the 'puppy' Tobi adopted for them to make their villiage a home. Watch the drama and hilarity unfold in "Ten Akatsuki, A Dog, and A Ramen Joint".
The Cast so far:
The Ichiraku Family
(And the top corner of Dedara's head one time after I really screwed up his hair. It took me all day to get a good picture of it, but totally worth the effort.)
These people are actually pretty cool. Once they got over the fact that we were an evil orginization that drove all their customers out of town they loosened up a lot. That might have to do with the fact that we introduced them to Kakuzu and his amazing banking techniques. Sure we hit a few bumps in the road when Kisame tried to eat their baby but we're cool now.
RPed By:
Pein
The great leader a.k.a. lightning rod.... And no, I didn't get that nickname from Konan. He's pretty much the brains of this operation... Though I'm fairly certain he's a robot. I mean look at all that metal! And HE WORKS WITH LIGHTNING! Why are Tobi and I the only ones to have made this obvious connection? Anyway, he's cool so long as you don't wake him from a nap or give him static cling issues.
RPed By: alchemist09
Konan
There's a bet going that Konan isn't really female. I mean from what I've heard the same bet was being run with Orochimaru back in the day. Seems like there's got to be at least one gender bender in this group aside from DeeDee. Konan is great when she's not PMSing... And by great I mean bland. She has no personality. If she's not a man or a robot I'm betting she's a Sasori puppet.
RPed By: Benevolent Rose
Kakuzu
Don't let his hideous maw fool you, this guy's got a heart of gold... And he'll sell it to you for the low low price of an arm, a leg, and a first born son. Doesn't matter who's. Yup, good ol' Kaka will sell his granny for a buck.... Actually he did sell Sasori's grandma for about 8000 yen. His modeling contract ran out about 30 years ago so he'll do anything for cash now... I mean ANYTHING.... Except that, you perv.
RPed By:
Hidan
Woohoo! Sexy grandpa in the house!!! Hidan wears shirts less than that one surfer celeb... Matt something-or-other. He also has a pain fetish that I refuse to believe is associated with his overzealous worship of that... guy... I forgot the name of his God but who cares. I throw away all the pamphlets he gives me anyway. OH and watch out, Pops has the mouth of a sailor with that one foul-mouthed language disorder. Starts with a 'T'.
RPed By:
Kisame
SHARK!!!! Haha, just kidding, that's just Kisame. Isn't he a beauty? Kisame is actually really sweet and down to Earth. I think the only guy to ever REALLY piss him off was Steve Irwin when he tried to tag him. Crikey! That was a mess. Our goldfish here enjoys arts and crafts, gnawing on things, and toting around a big a** sword. It's not easy being blue, so offer him a hug if you see him. Just warn him before you do or he may bite.
RPed By: Benevolent Rose
Sasori
Sasori plays with dolls. Don't call them dolls around him, though. Call them 'Puppets'. Sasori likes to think he is a man but we all snicker and laugh at him behind his back because to us he's just a little boy that needs to hit puberty. He's mostly quiet and keeps to himself, but that's only when he has an actual choice in the matter.
RPed By: Silabus Whitelight
Itachi
The living, breathing shampoo add. How is it that wind always blows around him and ruffles his hair in just the right way? I bet he traumatised the poor wind into doing it. Itachi is the resident emo bishie that nobody but me seems to have the guts to play with. He's really a great guy when he's not wangsting about his little brother or threatening you in vague ways. He has a sweet tooth, too. That's how to get along with him... Bribe him with sugar.
RPed By: alchemist09
Zetsu
Remember to water and fertalize regularly or he gets cranky. Zetsu is a venus flytrap with split personality issues and a problem with color coordination. He's really sweet when you feed him, but if he's hungry lookout! Major grouch alert. He doesn't have much patience for Tobi, but nobody else seems to either. I think he's only nice to be because he has a soft spot for girls. Sensitive male... plant... thing.
RPed By: Kibo Botch
Deidara
Deedee wishes he were a girl. He strives so hard to be pretty with his daily beauty regiment but unless Sasori and Hidan work together to perform advanced plastic surgery poor Dee will remain male. I try to cheer him up by telling him he's pretty and such but I guess I just hurt him because I remind him of what he'll never be. He's cute when he's flustered so I'm not gonna stop, though. Sorry Deedee... And quit watching me from the corner of your eye! OH! And Deidara likes to blow sh*t up... F.Y.I. And don't get him started on his art rants... Ugh... So boring!
RPed By: alchemist09
Tobi
Tobi is a good boy. He saved me and brought me to the Akatsuki. Of course he happens to think I'm a dog... But I don't mind. Tobi is what I like to call a 'Manboy'. He's a little boy living in the body of a very sexy man. Don't get me wrong, he has his ungodly sexy man moments but most of the time he's just a loveable scamp. Such a good boy! I love him so much!
RPed By: SunnyHinata
Orochimaru
Be advised! Keep this man away from young and impressionable boys. He is an icky ***** with a taste for young bishies. I can't say I blame him, we have similar tastes, but then again I'm not a grown man with a tongue to rival Gene Simmons's and a joy for wearing ugly dresses. Orochimaru, got play with your man-b***h and leave us alone. He's still sore that we had to kick him out when he DARED say he was prettier than Itachi... That and we found yaoi porn and a creepy shrine to Itachi's younger brother under his bed. *shudder*
R(a)Ped By: Silabus Whitelight
Hachi
ME! I was recruited into the Akatsuki when Tobi accidentally confused me for a puppy. We're all still trying to figure that one out since I am quite obviously a gorgeous female human. I like to play tricks on the gang and create good feelings all around. I also mess with peoples's heads since I'm skilled with mind control and psychic jutsu. Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because I live with 10 men(?) that agree.
RPed By: SunnyHinata
