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 Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 4:47 pm
Wanna know how to piss her off? Here are 46 garauteed ways that will get you landed in a stretcher...xD
46 Ways to Piss Ren-chan off~
*=really would piss her off to the point of you would be pushed out of the window
~ = Have actually happened…xD
<3 = My favorites
>3 = Stolen from Chocobo
1) Force feed her medications *~
2) Make brownies and then eat them in front of her
3) Tell her Stephen and Mizumaru have realized their true feelings for each other and are off to Vegas to get married * <3
4) Bring a drunken Falconer in the room~
Tell her that Daisuke is dead in the most serious way you can, and then out of no where go, “HA HA! JUST KIDDING” *
5) Ask her if she likes girls because she’s so eh hem… “Buff”
6) Ask her if “Blüte” means Chocolate chip monkeys * <3
7) Dye her wardrobe black
cool Follow her around and sing Howie Day’s “Bad Day” *
9) Re-arrange the stuff in her room so it’s impossible for her to find anything
10) Read her diary *~ ((…<<;; ))
11) Walk up to her and lick the side of her head telling her that she smells nice but tastes terrible <3
12) Ask her if she and Stephen have done ‘it’ yet… she won’t know what ‘it’ means, so she’ll probably answer you with a O_O
13) Replace her cook books with alchemy books and vise versa
14) Do the same as above but with magic books
15) Tape a paper star to a pixie stick and run around hitting people with it yelling “I am Yamamoto Ren! See me and my pixie stick of doom? Yeah, I’m not cool enough to have a staff ….xD” * <3
16) Poke her and when she turns around to see what’s the matter say, “Oh, sorry… I have ADHD….^^; you can’t understand,” * <3
17) Ask her if she’s the pink power ranger
1 cool Steal Ren’s diary and scribble all over the pages…. Sorry, but she’d probably kill you for that one…^^;; ***
19) Call her one of the following: Toyoma Kaori, Russeo Margravine, Ningo Alsius, or Lilly Hiyami *** ((once again, she’d have a fit at you…^^)) ~ <3
20) When she tells you that she is not that person, ask her why she isn’t as cool as them *
21) Ask her if someone by the name of Corey is stalking her ((actually, this one would piss me off personally…)) <3
22) Start speaking to her in French and when she says that’s not her native language go, “Oh! That explains a lot…”
23) Do arts and crafts in her room and forget to clean up ((note: Make a really big mess)) <3
24) Tie her to a chair and have Arashi poke her in the forehead for 6 hours straight, with no bathroom breaks *** <3
25) Accidentally sit on her and pretend that you didn’t notice she was there
26) Pour hot sauce in one of her recipes
27) Steal her toothbrush
2 cool Constantly fill up her garbage can
29) Ask her if she and Savant are having a secret undercover relationship
30) Go to the culinary arts classroom for a club meeting, and when she gets excited that someone is actually there, say, “Oh, I thought this was art class…”
31) Tell her to go back to Germany ((She’s from Lichtenstein btw~))
32) Read her depressing poetry
33) Attempt to kill her off ~
34) Hire a bunch of clowns to come and be her best friends for the day
35) Throw tomatoes at her
36) Ask her why her English sucks so bad
37) Blow a spit ball at her in the middle of class <3
3 cool Take all of her plushies and throw them out the window *
39) Refuse to eat the food she makes
40) Drug her coffee
41) Snap all of her favorite pencils in half
42) Throw flower petals at her head claiming to be helping her with her magic
43) Try to hurt any of her friends ((She’ll go crazy psycho b***h on you, guaranteed)) >3
44) Cover her sheets in tomato sauce ((this is actually ironic because she actually admits that she has a fear of tomatoes at one point)) >3
45) Give her some play dough and tell her that it's cookie dough~~ She'll totally eat it....xD
46) Eating Belgian waffles with ice cream in front of her and not let her have any >3
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Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 6:34 pm
46 Ways to Piss Off Sorce-sama My turn. Here are 46 ways to piss Sorce off such that you require medical help and an exorcism...
1) Call him "bishounen". =>This merits instant death...
2) Steal his chocolate, cola, Mountain Dew and other sweets. =>No one steals a researcher's addiction and lives...
3) Try to kill him=> this is very frowned upon...
4) Bring a drunken Falconer in the room~
5) Ask him if he's really a girl stressed
6) Let a suger-hyped Rina into his room stressed
7) Dye his wardrobe pink stressed
cool Make him eat vegetables.
9) Put electric fans all over the dormitory bath...
10) Break his equipment stressed
11) Call him girly
12) Point to his staff and ask if he's compensating for something...
13) Replace the sign on his dorm with "Yaoi Love Nest!!!" stressed stressed stressed
14) Tell him the Chao Bao Zhi has run out of beef ramen
15) Tape a flashlight to a pipe and run around yelling "I am Magical Boy Pretty Sorcy!"
16) Ask him if he has an Igor
17) Ask him if he can turn them into Power Rangers...
1 cool Paint on his coat
19) Offer him Green Tea Ice-Cream
20) Tell him "Neo called, he wants his fashion back!"
21) Try to pass off Pig Latin as Real Latin
22) Hide his clothes while he's in the dorm baths... stressed
23) Chant "The puppets are going to get you, the puppets are going to get you!"
24) Chant "The pineapple and potato monsters are going to get you..."
25) Tell him he was to teach 3-A(Negi's class)
26) Say he has a crazy laugh
27) Put ribbons in his hair
2 cool Crazy glue his dorm shut
29) Imply he and Areshanderu are similar
stressed stressed stressed stressed stressed
30) Tell him his inventions are useless (this is a death sentence...)
31) Tell him real mages know martial arts (he will kick your a** without it)
32) Dye his hair pink
33) Make him wear a clown suit stressed stressed stressed
34) Hire a bunch of gigolos to come and be his "best friends" for the day (instant death to all stressed stressed stressed )
35) Throw bombs at him
36) Say his spells suck (he will prove-- on you-- that they don't)
37) Blow a spit ball at him in the middle of class <3
3 cool Buy all the chocolate in the local co-op and not let him have any
39) Ask him if he's a mad scientist
40) Replace his cola with--*gasp!*-- DIET cola!
41) Leave him alone with Ren, Rina AND Falconer
42) Throw glitter at his head claiming to be helping him with him magic
43) Have him participate in gym
44) Dress up in white and walk up to him saying "I'm going to kill you!"
45) Commission him to make you a "magic vibrating..." (you will not be able to finish that sentence, as he will be beating the crap out of you)
46) Say he only wins fights because he cheats
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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 2:34 am
(eye twitches)
YOU GUYS IMPLYING SOMETHING ABOUT MY CHARACTER???
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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 3:43 pm
(grins and winks at Ren)
No, of course not. Why do you say that?
*eyelash flutter flutter*
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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 5:52 pm
Kiss Kiss Fall in love…
Leave him alone in a room with Ren, Rina and Falconer eh?
That can be arranged...
>D
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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 8:04 pm
*gulps* I'm in trouble, aren't I?
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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 10:07 pm
Let's see, wires check...explosives check...multiple ammunition check...yeah you'll be in trouble. Well from me at least.
Let's not imagine what the other 2 will do.
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Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 12:36 pm
xDD I lol'ed
im definitely gonna have to make one soon
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Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 12:40 pm
Kiss Kiss Fall in love…
Hmm~
Yeah~ That would suck...xDDD
*takes out sharpie markers, nail polish, and finger paint* Ren-chan's going to have a good time
((Really tries to not imagine what Rina will do))
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Yush~! I can't wait to see Stephen's....xD
Mental-sama, you should make one too...xD
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Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 1:43 pm
" Tee-hee, Rina-chan will do her best to entertain Sorce-niichan! Just like what I used to do to Zero-niichan!" *Rina brings out a whip, handcuffs, rope, and a big tub of chocolate syrup.* " This is gonna be fun! Me and Anette-neechan will be looking forward to 'serving' you, Sorce-niichan, tee-hee!"
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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 1:32 am
I don't think I could think of 46 things that would piss Falconer off...
Let's try.
46 things that will end with you being shot in the face, legs, arms, chest, throat etc
1. Question whether or not it is legal for him to carry so many weapons.
2. Question his sanity. He's legally sane damn it. The fact that he was previously listed as Missing for 12 years has nothing to do with it.
3. Demand to know about his past.
4. Compare him to Sousuke Sagara.
5. Question him about his drinking habits. There are reasons for it. (refer to number 3)
6. Claim that any type of hamster is not scary.
7. Steal his stuff.
8.Destroy his stuff.
9. Claim that Apple is the greatest computer company ever.
10. Claim that Simple Plan suck.
11. Ask how its possible for an Australian to have an American accent.
12. Call him a homosexual, just because he has male Pactio partners. (refer to number 3)
13. Force him to say spells in Latin or Japanese or some other language.
14. There is no number 14.
15. Tell him that some things on TV should never be attempted in real life.
16. Cut off his Internet.
17. Cancel his anime/manga subscriptions.
18. Claim Santa Claus is a good person. (He's a terrorist with bisexual ***** tendencies.)
19. Ask him who his supplier is.
20. Tell him he can't have an awesome anime entrance.
21. Summon "THE BEVAN"
22. Question if his blue hair is natural.
23. Depriving him of precious sleep.
24. Forcing him to read bad fiction
25. Flamers.
26.Replacing his anime with Yaoi only alternatives written by insane fangirls( not including Ren. She's cool with me)
27. Asking him where his robotic eyes came from (Yes he has robotic eyes. Or something. Refer to number 3)
28. Running with scissors.
28. Stepping in dog poo.
29. Having a bird poo in his eye.
30. Stepping in dog poo, causing him to turn his head up so he can scream at the Heavens, only to have a bird poo in his eye.
31. And mouth.
32. Take the last Ham and Cheese sandwich.
33. Tell him video games turn people violent.
34. Tell him he's too old to be watching Disney.
35. Tell him he's too old to be watching anime.
36. Doubting his teaching powers.
37. Doubting his idiot powers.
38. General doubting.
39. People ignorant of others people's cultures.
40. And the Dutch.
41. Jerry Springer.
42. Bringing a drunk Falconer into his room (WTF?)
43. People talking negatively behind his back.
44. The killing of people precious to him.
45. Being stabbed.
46. This list.
...I don't know.
Ren, what's up with your posts? The bird and the whole Ouran thing in the corner. And how do I make my own. With EXPLOSIONS
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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 12:36 pm
Kiss Kiss Fall in love…
You don't like my pwnsome cherry blossom/ouran background....
you shall die...
Well I made it with a lot of photobucket searching and BBCode Coding... you have to make the BBcode the way you want and then post it when you post and such
no I'm not kidding, you shall die......>>;;
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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 3:56 pm
No, no I'm just saying its interesting and i want to try my own.
I can't Photoshop for s**t
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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 4:01 pm
Just search photobucket...take an image >3 Then use the code to set it to the side, alot of super literate rps use pictures..:3 looks better
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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 4:04 pm
Maybe I'll try it...maybe.
(is confused beyond hell)
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