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Old linguists never die; they just decline irregularly.

There's also 'old composers never die, they merely decompose.' That's how my violin instructor worded it.

I have no more. D;

I love music jokes!

What do you got when you have 50 conductors up to their necks in wet concrete?
A:not enough concrete

How many tuba players does it take to screw in a lightbulb
a:none they just sneak away in the dark

Q: How many conductors does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Only one, but then again, who's really watching?

Once upon a time, there was a blind rabbit and blind snake, both living in the same neighborhood. One beautiful day, the blind rabbit was hopping happily down the path toward his home, when he bumped into someone. Apologizing profusely he explained,
- "I am blind, and didn't see you there."
- "Perfectly all right," said the snake, "because I am blind, too, and did not see to step out of your way."
A conversation followed, gradually becoming more intimate, and finally the snake said,
- "This is the best conversation I have had with anyone for a long time. Would you mind if I felt you to see what you are like?"
- "Why, no," said the rabbit. "Go right ahead."
So the snake wrapped himself around the rabbit and shuffled and snuggled his coils, and said,
- "MMMM! You're soft and warm and fuzzy and cuddly...and those ears! You must be a rabbit."
- "Why, that's right!" said the rabbit. "May I feel you?"
- "Go right ahead." said the snake, stretching himself out full length on the path.
The rabbit began to stroke the snake's body with his paws, then drew back in disgust.
- "Yuck!" he said. "You're cold...and slimy... and you have no ears. you must be a conductor!"

^.^
My friend told me this one
So Rene Descartes walks into a bar and the bartender asks if he wants a drink. Descartes replied "I think not" and vanishes.

(Rene Descartes is known for the quote "I think therefore I am" )

Ooh, ooh! I know the piano one! You get A flat minor!