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 Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 12:12 am
Hello, your neighborhood friendly and mentally unstable Scarlet Knight here with a new thread just for fun. I'll be quick because I want this to be as fun as possible.
The rules are the same for all other forums, we all know that, but the twist here is to take the characters from HVH (subs, main, and even yourself) and replace the cast in your favorite movie moments. It doesn't have to be a specific genre (horror, comedy, romance) just as long as you have fun with it.
TV shows are welcome as well, and you don't have to use all the characters from HVH if you choose. You can even sing theme songs if you so chose, so let the games begin.
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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 12:22 am
Kare: W-w-w-w-w-what choo doin'!
Aescwyn: *tosses something at the ceiling* Count to... ten... *grabs Kare and tosses her under a pool table*
Kare: Aescwyn!
Aescwyn: What!?
Kare: Was that a bomb?!
Aescwyn: SHUT UP AND COUNT!
Kare: Onetwothreefourfive, six, seven, ei-ahhh-ha-ha! *screams*
BOOM!
Kare: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
*explosion is over*
Kare: *pant* *pant* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhh... *trails off*
Aescwyn: Ten.
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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 12:28 am
(( Claps, very awesome Kare!))
*Gabe and Knight step out of the Winchester singing*
*notice couple making out next to wall*
*laugh and continue singing, man's head falls off as his zombie girlfriend devours neck*
*Gabe and Knight sing into the dark street, a lone silhouette moans loudly calling their attention*
*Both laugh*
Gabe and Knight: Dodododododododododo
Zombie: UNNNNHHH!
Gabe and Knight: Dododododododododoo
zombie: uuuunnnnhhhh.
Gabe: Did he say face?
Knight: No I think he said bass.
* both dancing at home to old time electronic techno music*
*B.M. storms in and pulls record off turntable while Knight scratches it*
Knight: No that's the second album I ever bought!
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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 12:34 am
The Fifth Element is excellent! *does air guitar*
That's the one I picked... ninja Bill and Ted FTW, lol!
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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 12:40 am
Kareswynn The Fifth Element is excellent! *does air guitar*
That's the one I picked... ninja Bill and Ted FTW, lol! Excellent *does air guitar as well* Gotta love Bill and Ted. I picked the Ghostbusters one, the ugly spud. That's my favorite line. Oh and Shaun of the Dead!
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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 12:43 am
Scarlet-Knight Excellent *does air guitar as well* Gotta love Bill and Ted. I picked the Ghostbusters one, the ugly spud. That's my favorite line. Oh and Shaun of the Dead!
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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 1:09 am
Kareswynn Scarlet-Knight Excellent *does air guitar as well* Gotta love Bill and Ted. I picked the Ghostbusters one, the ugly spud. That's my favorite line. Oh and Shaun of the Dead! Lol. Don't cry, I'm surprised I remembered it myself. lol.
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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 1:25 am
* Gabe and Knight stand in a rain slicked mall parking lot, Gabe dressed in a white radiation suit holding a remote control while Knight films.*
*Evil is tied up behind the drivers seat while Gabe steers car into position*
Gabe: When this baby hits 88 miles an hour, yer gonna see some serious stuff.*locks brakes and begins to accelerate DeLorean, Evil sitting and waiting*
*Gabe lets the car go, Knight tries to step away but Gabe excitedly pulls him back*
Gabe: *excited* Watch this, watch this.
*DeLorean flies at them and begins to spark, vanishing in a bright flash of light and fire trails, the license plate spinning.
Gabe: What did I tell you! 88 miles an hour!
*Knight picks up burning license plate and drops*
Knight: Jeez you disintegrated Evil.
Gabe: Both Evil and the car are completely intact, he just became the world's first time traveler.
Knight: O.O YOU DID WHAT?
*Evil escapes restraints and causes havoc throughout time.*
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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 1:27 am
Kare: rofl I love that movie!
Aescwyn: crying Gabriel! What have you done?!
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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 1:31 am
Kareswynn Kare: rofl I love that movie!
Aescwyn: crying Gabriel! What have you done?! *giant bird swoops down and scoops up Knight again* Knight: GABE! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE! (( So do I!))
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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 1:28 pm
*Aescwyn is being chased by a giant rock monster*
Ursula: neutral You're just going to have to kill it.
Aescwyn: Kill it? stressed Well I'm open to any suggestions!
Kare: eek Go for the eyes like in episode 22!
Aescwyn: He doesn't have any eyes, Kare! stressed
Kare: Go for the mouth then, the throat! His vulnerable spots!
Aescwyn: stressed It's a ROCK! It doesn't have any vulnerable spots!
Maeve: I know! You constuct a weapon. Look around. Can you construct some sort of rudimentary lathe?
Aescwyn: stare
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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 1:30 pm
Gabreil and Aescwyn: Knight no!
Knight:*playing video game*
*Find plug and unplug it, zombie silhouettes appear on windows.*
*Jukebox starts playing Queen's Don't Stop Me Now*
Knight: It's on random.
*zombie Evil Knight grabs Gabriel's shoulder*
*shoves him away Aescwyn passes out the pool cues*
Gabriel: Xer kill the Queen.
Xeranus: What?
Gabriel: The jukebox, turn it off!
Xeranus: Right. *runs to back room and plays with lights so zombies look like they're in a concert.*
*Aescwyn, Gabriel and Knight are beating up Evil to the music*
Aescwyn: Oi! *sprays Evil with the Extinguisher, only to freeze him temporarily*
*Xer runs back in*
Gabriel: Why is Queen still on?
Xeranus: I don't know.
*Evil shoves Gabriel away and he attempts to do a action hero stuntman move while Knight goes for the rifle behind the bar.*
*Gabe wrestles Evil*
Glace: GABE! *throws dart and hits post.
Gabriel: No, that's good, go for the head!
*Glace tries again and Gabriel's head disappears a moment and pops up with a dart sticking out.*
Gabriel: OWW!!!
*Takes rifle and shoves Evil into the jukebox, killing the music as the zombies gather outside*
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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 1:35 pm
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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 1:39 pm
Kareswynn *Aescwyn is being chased by a giant rock monster*
Ursula: neutral You're just going to have to kill it.
Aescwyn: Kill it? stressed Well I'm open to any suggestions!
Kare: eek Go for the eyes like in episode 22!
Aescwyn: He doesn't have any eyes, Kare! stressed
Kare: Go for the mouth then, the throat! His vulnerable spots!
Aescwyn: stressed It's a ROCK! It doesn't have any vulnerable spots!
Maeve: I know! You constuct a weapon. Look around. Can you construct some sort of rudimentary lathe?
Aescwyn: stare
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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 1:40 pm
Aescwyn: eek I thought you said that if we destroyed the brain, it would die.
Kare: Well, it worked in the movie...
Aescwyn: Well, it ain't working now.
Kare: You mean the movie lied? gonk
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