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post lng kau ng jokes na sa tingin nyo ay nakakatwa wag lng bastos dahil may mga bata sa ating guild ^^

ako na mag sisimula
pagkakamali

Anak: lagi nalang akong mali, lahat ng ginagawa ko puro nlng mali hindi nyo na ako mahal.

Tatay:nagkakamali ka anak, mahal ka namin

Anak: Shet, mali nanaman ako

Dear Anak
Isang araw nagpadala ng sulat ang nanay para sa kanyang anak sa Pilipinas..

Dear Anak,

Naipadala q na yung 50 libo pang tuition mo.Pinagbili na namin yung kalabaw natin.Ang mahal ng CounterStrike na kurso!Wala na rin pala tayo mga baboy,Naipagbili na rin namin para dun sa sinasabi mong project,Nokia n90 ba yun?Ang mahal nmn ng project mo!Kasama na din dun 7 libo para sa fieldtrp niyo sa Mall of Asia.Malayo ba yun?Bat ang mahal?Isasanla pa namin yung palayan para maibili mo yung instrumentong iPod.Komportable ka ba dyan sa Boarding House mo?Victorias ata yun(mayaman)Dito na lng.


Hahahaha.Uto-uto smile )

PrincessHannah

naka alala ako ng joke dahil sa biniling salami ng daddy ko ^^

bakla bumubili ng hotdog

Bakla: meron po ba kayong frankfurters (malaking hotdog)
Vendor: la na po eh
BAkla: ano ba pinaka malaki nyo dyan??
Vendor: ah yung salami po ang pinaka malaki namin
Vendor: Slice ko na po ba
Bakla: ano tingin mo sa pwet ko alkansya

There is a small family sitting down at the table for breakfast. A dad, two little boys and a mom. The mom is cooking breakfast for the family.

First the mother ask the first son, "what would you like for breakfast?"
Son #1 replies "I’ll have some ******** french toast"
Mom replies, "what did you just say to me?"
Son replies #1 "I’ll have some ******** french toast"
AFter that the mom begins to smack the son senseless while his dad takes off his belt. After this mom is done smacking him, the dad begins to lay into him with his belt. This carries on for a good 5 minuites, and then the son is sent to his room.

After the two parents compose themselves, the dad sits back down at the table with the other son. Then the mom goes up to the other son and asks him "what you would like for breakfast sweety?"

Son #2 replies "Well, I sure dont want the ******** french toast".

So three men are drinking in a car. They get pulled over by a female cop, who comes up to the side window. They roll down the window, and she says "I’ll let you three go free if you all together add up to 21 inches." So the driver pulls his pants down. 10 inches. The man in the passenger seat pulls his pants down. 10 inches. The man in the back seat pulls his pants down, and he’s only one measly inch. However, they do in fact add up to 21 inches so they get to go free. As they’re driving down the road the man with the one inch d**k says "THANK GOD I POPPED A BONER BACK THERE GUYS!!!!"

aww..
sori po.....

biggrin
:peace!!: