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PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 4:25 am


Name: GSOS Secret Santa
Age: 38
Hometown: North Pole
Time of death: Unknown.
Reason of death: Victim appears to have been introduced to a foreign chemical in his digestive system. The chemical is unkown, but upon questioning those who fixed victim's food that day, a man with no face was seen as the server. He remembers telling Santa, when saying he wasn't in the mood for cake, that "It is delicious cake! You MUST eat it!"
Said waiter refused to say any more.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 11:17 am


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I think Russell Crowe might be involved in this. Proof: User Image

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 8:06 pm


Sorry, can't beat that 300 proof xd
PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 8:31 pm


Oh my god! I know who did it! It was the monopoly guy! Here's how it went down:

Mony (the Monopoly guy): I want to buy your land and put it on a cardboard square.

Santa: What? Are you on something?

Mony: Land. Now. Buy.

Santa: It isn't technically mine... Poker with the elves, too much egg nog... I'm sure you know how it goes...

Mony:...

Santa: Don't look at me like that.

Mony: Come, Thimble. We have business to do elsewhere. Enjoy your health, Santa. I hope it lasts....


Muhahahahahha!!!!!!!!

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:10 pm


Lul~ I'm with that theory
PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 8:00 pm


Which theory? There are several to choose from. Just like cars. I've plenty of those to sell. Want to look at them?

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 1:32 am


the idea about mony  
PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 5:54 pm


No, it wasnt about the land!!! I have proof, mony has a copy of santas will and knows if santa dies that the land would go to the next higher up MS.Clause, then rudolph, then the Pillsbury dough boy(santa really likes cookies).

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