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 Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 12:36 am
As Harley Quinn pressed on the brake coming to a red light she turned around to make sure none of the purses she had collected in Baxton Mall had flown out. She wouldn't want to loose the money for her new "special outfit" for her Puddin, the Joker. She was also going to buy her "babies", Bud & Lou, something as well.
Harley couldn't wait to finally wash her red and black outfit. A few weeks ago the Joker had used the parts from the washer to make a giant jack in a box welding and an axe. (which failed... miserably)
Harley was dressed in the most casually of clothing she could find. The last thing she wanted is to have trouble when she's doing some serious shopping for her puddin and her babies, but being Harley Quinn, madly in love with a psycho clown she will always find trouble.
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Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 10:12 pm
(Joker is in his hide out just waking up from a rough crime night
He yawns and scratches his head)
Harley baby would you mind bringing me my newspaper?... come on shake your leg, AND BRING ME SOMETHING TO EAT!! mad (He pushes a pillow thinking is Harley) Umm?? Where the hell is that women? (He gets down from the bed and starts looking for her all over the place, moderately upset he throws a shoe to one of the guys head while he is sleeping) Where the hell is Harley? Have you seen her? stare
Joker’s helper: Gesh boss I don’t know, I’m not the one sleeping with her (he goes back to bead and joker gets upset)
fine, But how many times do I have to repeat this? IT IS ME WHO MAKES ALL THE JOKES HERE!! scream (Joker shots the guy and the rest of the gang wakes up, Joker calms down) Now! You better all shake up and help me find Harl… I need my breakfast or I’ll be in a bad mood all day.
Guys: Sure boss! we´ll find her(scared they dress up while Joker dresses calmly)
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Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 1:23 pm
"Gee, I sure hope Mistah J finds the love note I left him in the frig," Harley spoke to herself aloud, walking into a Victoria's Secret, "but I know him..."
Harley didn't really feel in the hysterical laughing mood. Harley looks around seeing multipul couples laughing and smiling, hugging and kissing. Her eyes fell to the tiles on the floor. Harley let out a large,"Hmmmmm." Tapping her chin, Harley got a magnificent idea. "What if I got Puddin the most best present a girl could get her one and only!" blaugh "Now what could that be?"
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Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 5:09 pm
Joker gets in the car and so do the boys
stare Now lets see... where could taht girl be?... where ever she goes she couldnt do it with out money (so he goes to the gotham Bank)
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Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 8:35 pm
Harley walked into to food court and sat by herself at a table. "uhggggg, what am I gonna do?" idea She smiled big. "I know," Harley pulled out her cell phone.
...ring
...ring
...ring
"Hello?"
"Hiya Red! I've got a huge question for you! Yah see-"
"Where are you? Who is all talking?"
"I'm at a mall in Metropolis. Okay Wha-"
"WHAT? Are you crazy? well yes. But are you in your costume? Do yo want Superman to kick your A$$?!"
"Umm no, I'm not. I really need advice, Red..."
*sigh* "Okay what?"
"What should I get Mistah J? I've got tons of cash and I'm ready to spend it. What is sumthing good to get him?"
"Does he know your in Metropolis?"
"No, sweatdrop I didn't want him knowing I was gonna get him sumthing. Please don't tell him."
Poison Ivy could tell she was begging. "Fine I won't tell him."
"You know how much I despise that man but okay this is for you..."
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Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 9:34 pm
Guy: Well she was obviously in the bank before us Boss
Joker: (sarcastic) oh yea? What makes you think that genius? (Smacks his head with the gun, the bank is surrounded by cops and haves a big picture of joker inside a heart) Move on we have to go to veggies House NOW! (he gets to Ivy´s house pissed off) we gotta get Harls out of the psycho Feminist house now!!!! mad
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Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 10:02 pm
"... Okay you know what to do."
"Wow, thanks Red, I don't know what I'd do without you. heart "
"Well hun, you'd be pretty shi-"
*DING DONG*
*DING DONG*
*BANG BANG BANG*
"Gotta go and have fun!"
*click*
Harley stood up, the chair she was sitting in slid across the floor and fell over. "Okay! I know what to do!!" blaugh The people around her gave her an odd look and continued eating. With a big grin she walked out of the food court, jumped into her car and started the engine.
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Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 10:20 pm
Ok!!!
where is harley Miss green peace!!
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Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 10:43 pm
Harley didn't have to drive far. (thats what she loved about Metropolis everything a was in a reasonable distance away from each other unlike Gotham where new buildings seem to sprout of every week.)
She marched into the store. "Mkay, I'll do this the easy way." deep breathe and "EXCUSE ME I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR TEN SECONDS AND HAD NO ONE APPROACH ME AND ASK ME IF I NEED HELP!!!!" A small confused looking man quickly walked toward Harley in a nervous manner, "Miss please lower your voice, I will assist you."
confused "Punt him across a football field," she thought. "Miss?" He starred at her looking for an answer.
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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 11:11 am
scream (Joker gets in PoisonIvy's House with his special breathing equipment) Where is she? Are you hiding her again? (He looks all over the place) ANSWER ME NOW, WHERE IS HARLEY? (He grabs poison Ivy by the neck)
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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 11:15 am
Harley_Quinn_Madness Harley didn't have to drive far. (thats what she loved about Metropolis everything a was in a reasonable distance away from each other unlike Gotham where new buildings seem to sprout of every week.) She marched into the store. "Mkay, I'll do this the easy way." deep breathe and "EXCUSE ME I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR TEN SECONDS AND HAD NO ONE APPROACH ME AND ASK ME IF I NEED HELP!!!!" A small confused looking man quickly walked toward Harley in a nervous manner, "Miss please lower your voice, I will assist you." confused "Punt him across a football field," she thought. "Miss?" He starred at her looking for an answer. (the man asked again) Miss? is there anything I can healp you out with?
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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 6:43 pm
Yuserneim scream (Joker gets in PoisonIvy's House with his special breathing equipment) Where is she? Are you hiding her again? (He looks all over the place) ANSWER ME NOW, WHERE IS HARLEY? (He grabs poison Ivy by the neck) Poison Ivy knees the Joker in the nuts. "Back off, clown. I don't have any clue where Harley is. Hopefully she came to her senses and ran away from you and little mob." She gives the Joker an evil glare.
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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 6:49 pm
"Yah little man, ya could gift wrap that big thang right there *points* with purple and green wrappin paper. Got it? Oo and that one." She dances around with delight. "I'll be back in about 2 to 3 hours to pick it up."
Harley drives to the suit store to of course get him a different suit for everyday of the week. heart
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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 7:01 pm
Harley_Quinn_Madness Yuserneim scream (Joker gets in PoisonIvy's House with his special breathing equipment) Where is she? Are you hiding her again? (He looks all over the place) ANSWER ME NOW, WHERE IS HARLEY? (He grabs poison Ivy by the neck) Poison Ivy knees the Joker in the nuts. "Back off, clown. I don't have any clue where Harley is. Hopefully she came to her senses and ran away from you and little mob." She gives the Joker an evil glare.
WHERE IS HARLEY YOU LITTLE PIECE OF WEED, DONT TRY MY PATIENCE GREEN PEACE!
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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 7:07 pm
Harley_Quinn_Madness "Yah little man, ya could gift wrap that big thang right there *points* with purple and green wrappin paper. Got it? Oo and that one." She dances around with delight. "I'll be back in about 2 to 3 hours to pick it up." Harley drives to the suit store to of course get him a different suit for everyday of the week. heart
that statue is not for sale
Miss!!!
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