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 Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 12:02 am
There are the kinds of noobs that I know of. Message me if I left one out.
Begging noob
Cyber noob
Be-my-friend noob
Your-a-noob noob(towns only)
Throwing things at you noob(forums only)
Bot noob
F word noob
I'm reporting you noob
Now here are the ways of fighting them, that I made up.
If its in quotes, it means to say that to them. If not in quotes, it means an action, to do it.
Begging noob..............................."Go bother another noob's name here, hes rich, just hiding it." If there are no noobs, then just say, "Sorry im poor. Can you donate to me?"
Cyber noob.................................Report for Inappropriate content. I mean who cares if you squeal? One noob down ;3
Be-my-friend noob.......................Decline the request, then add it to your ignore list
Your-a-noob noob........................"Prove it!"
Throwing things at you noob..........Ignore him. Since most things cost money, it will make him poorer and it will be his loss.
Bot noob.....................................Report for Hacking/Cheating and include that they are a bot in the description. Theres nothing better to report them for, and either way, they're just plain annoying. x.x
F word noob................................."Stop cursing. It doesn't make you cool and only morons curse constantly."
I'm reporting you noob.................Really, just ignore these noobs.
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Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 10:39 am
If I may speak here...
Most of the things you said to say to the noobs in response will only get them to annoy you further. Some (Especially the "F word noob") just try to get you angry for laughs. They're more like.. noob trolls.
Anyway-
About the begging noob. Besides what you said there's really nothing you can do. Unless, say, you are in towns.. change your avatar to look noobish, then approach them with the same question. They'll say no, of course, then just keep following and asking.... They'll get angry, probably say a few curses, then finally leave. But hey, they got to see how annoying they were.
Cyber noobs... Don't really get too involved with them. There's so many reports going into gaia about them that the admins can't really keep up. I used to take screenshots (mostly from towns) of them and post it on the forums for laughs, I mean, public humiliation is one way of dealing with them, but I got warned from the gaia staff for posting inappropriate things. So uh..don't do that. D;
Threatening to report them (and even reporting, though it doesn't do all too much usually) sometimes gets them to quiet themselves, but usually not. :/
You're a noob noob... Simple. What you said, or, "And that's why I'm wearing 300k worth of stuff and all you have is the starter clothes. Right."
Agree with the bot fully.
F word noob................................."Stop cursing. It doesn't make you cool and only morons curse constantly." <- as you said, which might work, but then they might just get more mad.. I like to mess with their heads a little. You know, "And you are how old? Saying the bad f word to look cool? Aw, how cute.."
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Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 10:50 am
This place is open for all to post their own methods. One of the best ways to fight them is to dress like a noob and copy the same thing that their kind of noob does so it shows them how annoying they are themselves, except you can't do what the cybering noob. It will be okay if we can reeducate them to be newbies and not noobs but thats perhaps the hardest thing to do in gaia, perhaps impossible. Since noobs refuse to learn and become smart, they just act stupid.
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Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 8:49 pm
hahah thats all good if you dont wanna fight the noob
when i encounter any of the noobs
i fight and fight till they get pissed off and leave
then i go to theyre profile laughing at them because they couldnt beat me
then i get more people to make them feel worse
i do it again and again till the might jus quit gaia completely
it fun to read what they talk back too
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Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 9:29 pm
HAHAHA NOW THATS HILARIOUS & BRILLIANT!!
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Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 9:46 pm
Its a good idea. Ive done it myself. However, beware of the forms of harassment you use-- the noobs have just as much right to report you for "harassment" as you do. D;
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Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 9:58 am
Then I say make a mule and harrass all the noobs you want ;3
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Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 10:16 am
Which is what I did exactly, haha...
But I'm still kinda worried, I got an official warning from gaia. I think I have the whole "one strike, you're out" thing on me now xD
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Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 10:40 am
i got one of those once a looooooooooongtime ago on my old account
and i didnt even do anything!
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Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 3:25 pm
i kno this one noob came up to me and said haha such a noob im lik wtf so i just gave him a list of every item and price of the stuff i hav i was funny cuz hes all lik wow can u trade me soo ******** u noob
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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 1:38 am
Ame Kangengaku hahah thats all good if you dont wanna fight the noob when i encounter any of the noobs i fight and fight till they get pissed off and leave then i go to theyre profile laughing at them because they couldnt beat me then i get more people to make them feel worse i do it again and again till the might jus quit gaia completely it fun to read what they talk back too lol its better teaming up in fighting noobs coz you might get reported if you do it all alone
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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 6:13 pm
Heh mostly what I do is what you said but for cyber noobs , I get some friends to come into the fun by Ignoring them completely and acting like there not even there. I mean the only reason they do stuff like that in public is to some attention ; ) and you can't get reported for that.
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Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 7:18 pm
if you know the noob in real life i know what to do
1. if the noob is a boy noob, kick him in the balls, then wait a minuet, then kick him again. then he will be in pain.
2. beat them with a base ball bat.
3. learn there hand wrighting and wright naughty krap outside the principal's office
4. throw lemon juice at them. it will burn after it hits the noob.
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Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 6:16 pm
What about constant-friend-request noob?
They won't stop trying to add you.
You could report for harassment and add them to your ignore list.
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