Welcome to Gaia! ::

Do you believe in the metaphysical symbolism of a transient world where unicorns and singing letters can co-exist? No?

shunnnnnnnnnn..... shun the non-believers.


When battle rings comes out.. gaia will change.. are you ready? I see a world where all gaians can live in peace and harmony.. of sugar canes and gummi worms. Prepare.. the world as you know it is about to end.

Long Live Charlie the Unicorn.. Charlie for King of Gaia.

Purple Unicorn: Hey, Charlie… Hey Charlie wake up

Pink Unicorn: Yeah Charlie, You silly sleepy head wake up!

Charlie: Oh god you guys. This better be pretty freakin’ important. Is the meadow on fire?

Purple Unicorn: No Charlie, We found a map to Candy Mountain. Candy Mountain Charlie.

Pink Unicorn: Yeah Charlie! We’re going to candy mountain. Come with us Charlie!

Purple Unicorn: Yeah Charlie! It will Be an adventure! We’re going on an adventure Charlie!

Charlie: YEAH! Candy Mountain right…I’m just gunna you know… Go back to sleep now.

Purple Unicorn: NOOOOOOOOOOO!! Charlie!!! you have to come with us to Candy Mountain

Pink Unicorn: Yeah Charlie, Candy Mountain… It’s a land of sweets and joy and joyness!

Charlie: Please stop bouncing on me!

Purple Unicorn: Candy Mountain Charlie!!

Pink Unicorn: Yeah Candy Mountain

Charlie: Alright Fine!! I’ll go with you to Candy Mountain!

Purple & Pink: LA LAAAA LAAA LAAAL LA ALAAA

Charlie: Enough with the singing already.

Purple Unicorn: Our first stop is over there Charlie!

Charlie: Oh god what is that!?!

Purple Unicorn: It’s a leoplurodon Charlie

Pink Unicorn: A magical Leoplurodon

Purple Unicorn: It’s gonna guide our way to Candy Mountain!

Charlie: Alright Guys you do know that there is actual Candy Mountain right?

Purple Unicorn: SHUN THE NON-BELIEVER!!!

Pink Unicorn: SHHHHHUUUUUNNN

Purple Unicorn: SSSSSHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUNNN!!!!!

Charlie: Yeah??

Liopleurodon: (funny noises!)

Purple Unicorn: It has spoken!!

Pink Unicorn: It has told us the way!!!!

Charlie: It didn’t say anything!

Purple Unicorn: It’s just over this bridge Charlie

Pink Unicorn: This magical bridge of hope and wonder!!

Charlie: Is anyone else getting like covered in splinters? Seriously guys we shouldn’t be on this thing.

Purple Unicorn: CHARLIEEEE, CHHHAAAARRRLLLIEEE, CHAAARRRLLLIIIEEE, CHHAAARRR-

Charlie: I’m right here what do u want!?!?

Purple Unicorn: We’re on a bridge Charlie!

Pink Unicorn: We’re Here!!!

Charlie: Well what do ya know? There’s actually a Candy Mountain!

Purple Unicorn: Candy Mountain! Candy Mountain… You fill me with sweet sugary goodness!

Pink Unicorn: Go inside the Candy Mountain Cave Charlie.

Purple Unicorn: Yeah Charlie! Go inside the cave. Magical wonders are to behold when you enter

Charlie: Yeah Arrrr… Thanks but no thanks I’m gunna just stay out here.

Pink Unicorn: But you have to enter the Candy Mountain Candy Cave Charlie!

Candy Mountain Song:
Oh when you’re down and you’re looking for some cheering up
Then just head right on up to the candy mountain cave
When you get inside you find yourself a cheery land
Such a happy and joy filled and perky merry land
They’ve got lollipops and gummidrops and candy things
Oh so many things that will brighten up your day
It’s impossible to wear a frown in candy town
It’s the mecca of lovely candy cave
They’ve got jellybeans and coconut with little hats
Candy rats, chocolate bats, it’s a wonderland of sweets
Buy the candy train to town and hear the candy band
Candy bells, it’s a treat, as they march across the land
Cherry ribbon stream across the sky and to the ground
Turn around, it astounds, it’s a dancing candy treat
In the candy cave imagination runs so free
So now Charlie wont you go into the cave

Charlie: Alright fine!! I’ll go into the freakin’ Candy Cave! This better be good!

Purple Unicorn: Goodbye Charlie!

Pink Unicorn: Yeah, Goodbye Charlie!

Charlie: Goodbye… What?!?!?! HEY WHATS GOIN ON HERE!?!? hello? Who is that?
(later)

Charlie: Ow…Oh god. What Happened? argh! They took my freakin’ kidney!




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hmm idk how to shu....wait i have an idea....ill WELCOME u!! mwahhahahaaa