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I'm sure this has been done before, but I'm bored and here's my version. Feel free to add to the list. (And don't be offended by any of it, it's all just meant to be funny! ^^; )

You Know You Play Gaia Online Too Much When...

Asked if you think money grows on trees, you state that yes it does, as well as in bushes and under rocks.

You reffer to bums and beggars as n00bs.

You're not dissapointed when you fish trash out of a lake, in fact, you'll proudly wear that tire on your head.

The fish also go on your head.

The catfish's whiskers look better on you anyway.

As do its gills.

And its...eyes...ew.

You can't help but pick every flower and collect ever piece of trash you see, hopeing that if you collect enough of them you can make something.

You watch a movie preview and expect a free gift.

You rummage through your closet and put on the most random assortment of clothes you can possibly think of.

You reffer to that closet as your inventory.

Your food is made of plastic and on permanant display in your home.

Word of a new anime series feels you with dread, as you know the blasted n00bs will ruin it before you even get a chance to see it.

The high gas prices aren't Bush's fault, it's those bloody Exchangers!

You've layed awake at night wondering just what it is that prepubescent girls find so utterly fascinating about two or more fictional males having relations.

You hoard anything collectible, hoping that in a few months, it'll be worth thousands.

You go to a casino and demand to play blackjack against a robot.

If you hear the name "Naruto" one more time, so help you God, you're gonna' pwn someone.

"OMG", "LOL", "l33t", and the use of "eh" on the end of certain words have leaked into your vocabulary.

You go to the Renaissance Fair and simply cannot leave without a fox tail as a souvenier.

You go out and "aquire" the ears to match the tail.

PETA is beating your door down since they found out you've been dismembering animals and wearing their various appendages.

You chase PETA away with a flaming or icy sword.

You dress as your avatar for Halloween and make your girlfriend/boyfriend/spouse (if they don't play Gaia) dress as one of the Celebrity Date characters.

You come up with lists like this.

You read lists like this.

You're guilty of things on lists like this.

You collect soup cans with the intention of cutting them apart and making a hat out of them.

You're going to totally pwn that exam with your l33t hax n1nj4 skillz0rs!

The stupid mistletoe should hover over your head, dammit! WHY ISN'T IT HOVERING?! D8<

You think you should be able to change your skin, hair, and eyes on a whim.

You actually go into the wilds and try to ride tigers and wolves.

Whips should be elemental.

You can't help but drool over katanas.

You eagerly open any letter you get, hoping that it contains your choice of a limited edition item.

You're wondering where your free sports car/truck/Scion is.

It's not that certain clothes don't look good together, they just aren't layering right.

When playing a game with changeable equipment, you get the best armor you can with your level/money/whatever, but complain that it looks n00bish.

When playing these games, you pick up everything that isn't bolted down or on fire, filling up your inventory with cheap junk to sell that you just have to throw away to make room for more cheap junk anyway. (Dennis and Chris are still trying to figure out how I manage to do that on WoW when I have my 16-slot backpack and four 14-slot bags. xD;;; Dennis thinks it's hilarious.)

You wonder why your scarf won't hold a billowing pose.

You spend all day playing at an arcade and collecting tickets, only to get to the prize counter and complain about how cheap and crappy all their prizes are, demanding instead a Plumeria Headpiece, a piece of Spartan gear, or something else the pizza-faced teen at the counter has never heard of.

You want a nose job: your nose should be no bigger than a mosquito bite.

You also want some fingers removed.

You look down in the shower and wonder where the hell your Basic Underwear (and in a female's case, Bra) are.

Someone's being an a*****e and you go looking for a Mod.

You can apply Gaia scams to real-life scams, helping you to avoid them.

You wonder why you never turned into a zombie or a vampire for Halloween.

You dye your pet rabbit's fur green.

You go trick-or-treating in stores.

You try to trade in your Easter eggs for better items.

You think your parents should give you a present for each of the Twelve Days of Christmas.

You go to a small clothing store and ask where their talking cat is.

You've destroyed your mother's rose bushes in an attempt to make a dress.

You worry that you won't get your Christmas presents this year, seeing as Santa's mind has been swapped with that of a cow.

You'll drink every energy drink you can get your hands on until you find the one that turns you into an alien.




More to come when I think 'em up.

Thanks, Critic! xD Like I said though, it's just something that came to mind out of boredom, so it's not great. ^^;

Naaaaaaaaw! xd

I haven't seen one, but I could work on that. 3nodding Later though, it's after 2 in the morning. I feel like a freaking zombie. D:

Oh noez! I need my brain! D8

...Uh-huh. stare

What benefits?

You know, as nice as all that sounds, I'm pretty sure that not only I, but Dennis as well, prefer me being alive and stuff.

Because I'm fairly certain he's not a necrophiliac.