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 Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 1:08 pm
God was busy today....
A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments.
He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a
professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the
ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me
off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes" The lecture room fell
silent. You could hear a pin drop.
Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still
waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of
his chair, went up to the professor an d cold cocked him; knocking him off the
platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat
there, silent. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking
on in silence.
The pro! fessor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and
asked, "What the heck is the matter with you?" "Why did you do that?"
The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America 's
soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an
idiot. So, He sent me."
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 5:52 am
Vengence is mine sayeth the Lord, and I am his hammer.
Pwnage via Marine
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Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 8:32 am
My god, for the first time, I like a Marine that is not related to me. XD
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Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 1:01 pm
Semper Fi!!! hahaha thats funny as hell.
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Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 8:22 pm
All you need to do to turn an athiest into a believer is to send him or her to war for a day. War sure as hell knocks something into alot of people. I've gone to war with many of my comrades who openly stated God did not exisit. Spent a couple weeks in Iraq and their whole demener changed. I guess once faced with the prospect that every moment can very clearly be your last, people want to call to the heavens and embrace an entity they otherwise could care less about.
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Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 7:30 pm
TheWorthless Gentleman Vengence is mine sayeth the Lord, and I am his hammer. Pwnage via Marine YUT.
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Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 5:19 am
couldnt have said it better myself-Semper-Fi TheWorthless Gentleman Vengence is mine sayeth the Lord, and I am his hammer. Pwnage via Marine
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Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 9:04 pm
damn straight amen semper-fi
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