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 Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2004 4:37 pm
If you liked the first 2 movies in the series, get off your a** and see this... NOW!
Personally, I thought it kicked total a**... and Dracula/Drake was a hell of a lot cooler than the flamboyant, girlie-man, joke that they had in Van Helsing (otherwise, I liked Van Helsing though).
Ryan Reynolds (of 2 Guys, a Girl, and a Pizza Place) added a great deal of humor to the movie, and likely ended up as my favorite performance in the movie overall (of which I was unsure of how to judge going in to the movie in the first place). Some of his one-liners and insults were down right hilarious.
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Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2004 5:16 pm
I agree. When it comes to action movies, I tear them to peices. I loved Blade, and couldn't stand Blade II. Blade Trinity is arguibally as good as, if not better than the first Blade.
Drake/Dagan/Dracula is a fantastic antagonist, and is everything that you would expect the first vampire to be. His lines come off natural (well, if you get past the fact that they aren't in Sumerian) and by the end of it you will love and hate the character. I still prefer the antagonist from the first movie, but Drake is a very, very close second.
The supporting cast is amazingly well acted, even though most of them are little more than glorified walk-on's. As MMJ said, Ryan Reynolds is a spark of much needed humor in the movie. Actually, every single supporting character, even the minor enemies, serve some point. It gets to the point where Wesley Snipe's character of Blade, who usually is full of fantastic one-liners (The first movie's "Some ******** are always tryin' to ice-skate uphill." has to be one of the most fitting and well-given lines in any action movie) almost comes off as silent, though that works for the character.
The action scene in the beginning only plays second to the fantastic rave scene in the first movie. The new weapons will make the most jaded sci-fi fan grin with amusement, and ending's doomsday device is just as well done.
Bottom line is, if you haven't seen this movie, you need to ASAP. For those of you still looking for the best action movie of 2004, you just found it.
Oh yeah, and Whistler bites it in the first twenty minutes.
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Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2004 6:03 pm
Nyah, Sound interesting. I will make a point to see it while I am on Holiday.
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Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2004 6:42 pm
Probably my 2 top favorite lines in the movie were:
#1
"...you c**k-juggling thunder-c**t" xp
#2
Police chief: "...I can't... They'll kill me."
Blade: "...********, I'll kill you!" xd
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Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2004 6:48 pm
Mine would be....
Hannibal King: "Woah...dude, aren't you, like, dead?"
and:
Drake: "******** like that."
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Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2004 9:59 pm
Drake : "Are you ready to die?"
Blade : "******** I was BORN ready"
They liket he word ******** in those moveis... it's a fitting word... ********... Mother ********... Mother of Flying ******** a lot...
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Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 11:02 pm
For anyone interested... I believe this movie is out on DVD the 26th of April. I, for one, am definitely buying it. 3nodding
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Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2005 8:07 pm
Even though I liked the movie, there's a scathing review/plot summary/abbreviated script I gound on www.atomictoy.org that I thought was too funny not to post:
BLADE: DOGSHIT
A tender tale of the rough life of gap models
AUDEINCE: HOLY s**t THAT DUDE JUST GAVE TEH SUN THE FINGER HE IS OBVIOUSLY NO HUMAN BECASUE PEOPLE LOVE TEH SUN
VAMPIRE COMMANDOS: NO WE AWAKEN THE DRACULA NYAR HAR HAR OH s**t HE LOOKS LIKE SHREDDER FROM TMNT
SHREDDER: RARRRR *BLADE KILLS VAMPIRES IN A UNORTHADOX WAY*
BLADE: ********
WHISTLER: YO BLADE I AM IN A SEMI FOR SOME REASON WITH YOU CAR IN IT INSTED OF JUST, YOU KNOW, DRIVING YOUR CAR
BLADE: DIE ******** *BLAM* <********: HA HA BLADE YOU ARE TRICKED IA M HUMAN YOU KILLED A HUMAN
BLADE: ******** TRICKED A ******** LIKE A ********
PARKER POSEY VAMPIRE: HA HA YOU ARE VIDEOTAPED! THE MEDIA HAS DESTROIED TOMMY CHEN??
WHISTLER: DUDE BLADE SERIOUSLY WE ARE SO SCREWED
BLADE: OK
POLICE: DIE BLADE
WHISTLER: DIE POLICE *EXPLODES*
*MEANWHILE*
POSEY VAMPIRE: RGH THAT DAMN BLADE OH HEY HERE COMES DRACULA I MEAN DRAKE
DRAKEULA: HELLO YOU VAMPIRES ARE WEAK AND SOFT BTW WHICH WAY TO THE GAP *MEANWHILE AT THE POLICE STATION*
BLADE: I AM CAPTURED AND SLEEPY
COMIC RELIFE a*****e: HEY BLADE HI I MAKE JOKES! HERE HAVE SOME VAMPIRE VIAGRA
BLADE: WITNESS MY BONER
SHE-BLADE: WATCH AS I KILL VAMPIRES WITH TERRIBLE CG I MEAN A UV LAZER BOW THING AND I HAVE A BOW TOO BOWS ARE COOL RIGHT
COMIC RELIFE a*****e: HTTP://APPLE.COM/IPOD
DRAKEULA: BLADE I AM AWESOME AND I WILL THROW BABIES AT YOU NOW HA HA HA MY BABY ATTACK IS PERFECT
*THEN SOME s**t HAPPENS!!!!!!!*
SHE BLADE: SO SAD BETTER TAKE A SHOWER OHHH I AM ALL BLOODY THIS IS FOR ALL YOU MENSTRATION FETISHISTS OUT THERE *WINK*
BLADE: ALL YOUR ******** FRIENDS ARE DEAD PS I AM BLACK ******** PSS GET REALLY SUPER PISSED OK
SHE BLADE: GRR *SOME MORE s**t HAPPENS THAT IS VERY MUCH LIKE THE MATRIX BUT WORSE? OH YEAH AND THE CORN POP VIRUS THIS TOO, TOTALLY*
DRAKEULA: ARRGH YOU HAVE KILLED ME BLADE BUT IT'S COOL I WILL TOTALLY COVER FOR YOU OK
BLADE: COOL
POLICE: NOW WE CUT OPEN BLADE'S DEAD BODY - OMFG NOT BLADE AT ALL BUT A GAP MODEL???
BLADE: HA HA SQEUAL
AUDIENCE: BUT WHAT ABOUT THE VIRUS THAT KILLED ALL TEH VAMPIRES GODDAMNIT YOU WRAPPED UP EVERYTHING WHY ARE YOU LEAVING IT OPEN FOR A SEQUAL
BLADE: YA'LL ARE ******** NOW
THE END
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Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2005 9:03 pm
Yeah, not so sure I wanna see it.
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