> Unique Up On It.
>
> *2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? *
> * Tame Way. Unique Up On It. ** *
>
> * 3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The **Forest* *? *
> *They Take The Psycho Path *
>
> * 4. How Do You Get Holy Water? *
> * You Boil The Hell Out Of It ** *
>
> * 5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall? *
> * Dam! ** *
>
> * 6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long? *
> * Polaroid's *
>
> * 7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
> ** A Stick *
>
> * 8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? *
> * Nacho Cheese. *
>
> * 9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers? *
> * Subordinate Clauses. *
>
> *10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand? *
> * Quattro Sinko. *
>
> * 11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow? *
> *Spoiled Milk. *
>
> * 12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire? *
> * Frostbite. *
>
> *13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches? ** *
> * ** A Nervous Wreck. *
>
> * 14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? *
> *Anyone Can Roast Beef. *
>
> * 15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs? *
> *Right Where You Left Him. *
>
> *16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils? *
> * Because They Have Big Fingers ** . *
>
> * 17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive? *
> *Because It Scares The Dog. *
>
> * 18.. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic? *
> * Sanka. *
>
> * 19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a **Hoover **?! *
> * The Location Of The Dirt Bag. *
>
> * 20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down? *
> * Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat. *
>
> * 21. What's The Difference Betwee n a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver? *
> * A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang! *
> * A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack ** . *
>
> * 22. How Are a **Texas** Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same? *
> *Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer *
>
> * Now, admit it. At least one of these made you smile.*
>
>
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---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Robin Birrell
Date: Jul 27, 2007 11:04 AM
Subject: corny riddles! via Aunt Charity!
To: Scott Birrell
* 1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? *
Unique Up On It.
*2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? *
* Tame Way. Unique Up On It. ** *
* 3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The **Forest* *? *
*They Take The Psycho Path *
* 4. How Do You Get Holy Water? *
* You Boil The Hell Out Of It ** *
* 5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall? *
* Dam! ** *
* 6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long? *
* Polaroid's *
* 7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
** A Stick *
* 8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? *
* Nacho Cheese. *
* 9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers? *
* Subordinate Clauses. *
*10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand? *
* Quattro Sinko. *
* 11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow? *
*Spoiled Milk. *
* 12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire? *
* Frostbite. *
*13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches? ** *
* ** A Nervous Wreck. *
* 14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? *
*Anyone Can Roast Beef. *
* 15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs? *
*Right Where You Left Him. *
*16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils? *
* Because They Have Big Fingers ** . *
* 17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive? *
*Because It Scares The Dog. *
* 18.. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic? *
* Sanka. *
* 19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a **Hoover **?! *
* The Location Of The Dirt Bag. *
* 20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down? *
* Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat. *
* 21. What's The Difference Betwee n a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver? *
* A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang! *
* A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack ** . *
* 22. How Are a **Texas** Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same? *
*Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer *
* Now, admit it. At least one of these made you smile.*
