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PostPosted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:41 am


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Hello, I'm new and well umm.... damn it I thought I had more than that....

Oh, yah that's right I had more. I made my own introductory thread because the other was cluttered to the brim, and clutter bunnies tend to multiply. My name is Dylan but I like my middle nickname better, you can call me Elly or Amazing. Either one is good, I'm an insomniac, color blind, and a necrophiliac.

I love to pull out the corny pick up lines and I'm a lover not a fighter, but if you tempt me the next time someone sees you you'll have a mouse cord hanging from your rear end.

I do declare let's get this party started!

P.S. I'm a porno ninja, I secks you in your sleep.
P.S.S. Was that an earthquake? Or did I just rock your world? biggrin


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 10:12 am


Naw, your mom just rolled out of bed.



Countering corny pick up lines with your mom jokes. This can't be good.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 11:59 am


Yeah, well, this is true...
*hides from the immeninet explosion of bad jokes*
PostPosted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 4:54 pm


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Ha! I'm a veteran when it comes to yo momma jokes.

biggrin

I don't flame or troll though, it's not my thing, I get to violent and vicious.


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 7:32 pm


0_o
Yo momma's so fat that when she sat on a box of Crayolas, they turned into watercolors.
>_>;;
PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 1:18 am


I like porno. heart
I'm a ninja. ninja
Do I count?

Loki the Stampede


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PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 6:15 am


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Sorry the position of porno ninja has been taken, by me and Moe. biggrin

Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

:]


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PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 10:28 am


I thought you were my ninja sidekick, Loki! ;o;

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 11:13 am


*sneaks up behind Loki, frying pan at the ready*
Just say the word Miss Reko!
PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:44 am


Silly Skrae, only Reko can use the power of the almighty frying pan.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 1:55 pm


How do you know I haven't entrusted the secret to its use to Skrae?
PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 6:56 pm


Exactly!
I am the defender of all that is Reko!
>_>;;

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 1:51 pm


*crashes in through the cieling, landing on his feet with a cocktail in one hand and a book in the other*

Did someone say "Wow, with all these ninjas, where could the original guild ninja master be?" I could have sworn I heard those exact words.
PostPosted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 4:04 pm


THE PANTIE NINJA!

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 9:50 pm


Reko
THE PANTIE NINJA!


Indeed. Gifted with the power to remove a woman's panties at fifty yards in the blink of an eye. It's a curse really.
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