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House of the Dead directed by Uwe Boll is about a group of college students that go to a rave party on an island and are soon terrorized by zombies commanded by an evil entity.

It is by far the worse movie I have ever seen. That was the only movie I have ever truly wanted to walk out on in my entire life, but alas I had to stay for the entire thing cause our stupid friends didn't want to leave.

There was not one good thing about that movie. It was cheesy, the special effects and makeup sucked, there was no plot, the editing was horrible, the acting sucked a**, seriously I could go on forever. But seriously, don't ever waste your time with this movie.

I've tried to mentally block out that movie because it was so horrible but I will always remember the worse part. Someone in the editing department thought it would be a good idea to do a minute long shot of each main character being "bad a**" with these weapons that came out of nowhere with a Matrix-esque slow motion scene. I just remember them jumping in the air with these different guns and weapons thinking, "since when did perma-high raver college students know how to handle weapons so well?" and "why the hell would these idiots be wasting their time doing all these crazy moves if zombies were attacking them?"

Unless you want to watch House of the Dead game cut scenes every few minutes, a random Asian chic in a patriotic bodysuit, and silly looking zombies with glowy red eyes then it is a major waste of your time and money.

Below are a couple pictures for your enjoyment.


Crazy Asian chic I was talking about.

And the scary glowy eyes!

Lee made me watch the Dead of Alive movie.



He knew it was going to suck, but he demanded that it's extreme suckiness was going to make it the greatest movie ever.

He admitted himself wrong as the film was utterly horrid, and not even in a really fun to laugh at way. Just a really sad way.

Poor student flms. Never been too ambitious when you can't affort it in a very litteral sense.

Or more like showing it and it's not close to done. rolleyes

:] Personally, I liked Van Helsing. I admit that I'm not familiar AT ALL with the original characters or the storyline.

I really liked the cast: the actor who plays Dracula, the actress from Underworld and Hugh Jackman. The acting was alright, nothing special. I didn't really like their version of the vampires appearance, but the warewolves were pretty spiffy. What didn't you like about it, Ashram?

Let's see... a movie not worth your time. OMG. The Happening. If you want to see a movie that has a DUMB a** reason for people wanting to commit suicide, then waste your time with that.

It was so pitiful that I didn't have anything to laugh about. Luckily, my Mom and I came during a time the Makalapua Theatre's computers were down, so they were letting people watch movies for free until they started working again. We decided to watch that, and I'm glad I didn't spend any money supporting it, but I sure did waste what seemed like a good 2 hours of my life.

Ok, so we're gonna get down and dirty?

Garden State.

Didn't appeal to me at all.
Didn't get the point (if there was one) and the acting may have been good but who cares when I'm bored to tears.
Honestly, it was a total waste of time and I have no idea why Adam likes it so much.

But... I liked Dead or Alive! It was a solid B-Movie based on a game where chicks in bikinis beat the hell out of one another. And Eric Roberts was the villain! How can anyone expect much out of it other than cheesy popcorn?


Anyway, my addition to this is Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li. I'm not an SF fan by any stretch... but this was a horrible movie. As in, they forgot how to make a movie when making this one. Out-of-place dialog, scenes that went nowhere, poorly done stunts... the plot was the best part of the movie, and it was mediocre at best.