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Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 3:32 am
Reality is sometimes better than fiction.
Seen those signs that tell you animals aren't allowed? Seen a pretty girl carrying one of those itsy bitsy dogs? Heard an employee trying to explain that it qualifies as an animal, and isn't allowed inside, while the girl insists it's a person?
What's your story?
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Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 10:43 am
When I was in 10th grade we went on a trip to see some buddhist tempel... and everyone was bugging the teacher to let us go to Mickey D to have something to eat (well, everyone meaning eveyone except me and another girl who also didn't think hamburgers count as food) - eventually we got to go there anyway. Standing in line there's this old lady in front of me and when it's her turn she asks "Can I have two hot dogs?"
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Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 12:08 pm
Hot dogs? At McDonalds? rolleyes
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Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 10:44 pm
Weird fact: The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days when the engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases...
Speaking of meat. wink
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Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 4:11 am
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Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 3:01 am
" he didn't think "the authorities were so stupid that they would believe anything. But apparently they are." " You would think that the feds might need more than one e-mail to label someone a terrorist... then again all's fair when you live in a dictatorial state.
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Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 3:25 am
Ouch... wouldn't want him as my father-in-law... sad
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Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 4:58 am
I met a guy at a bar a week ago, he was really sweet and we switched numbers. It's just... I saw him this wednesday when I was shopping groceries and I just realised "he" must have been born a "she". I don't think I care, but it was the weirdest thing so far this year.
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Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 7:11 pm
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Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 12:27 am
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Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 12:58 am
Demon of Suffering And here's some humor for ya! Click! eek
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Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 5:34 am
Yeah, not something you'd find around here. wink
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Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 10:41 pm
This isn't huge but it was sooo sweet. I was standing in line at a local store yesterday and there was this little kid outside who seemed scared of going in. He could have been five or six. His mom was in front of me and she had just a few things to buy - but when she's gonna pay she doesn't have enough. The clerk just says she can have the stuff anyway. (It's that kind of a store, they never argue over cents.)
So today I see her again with the kid. I work with my mom in her restaurant, btw. So the mom comes in and asks if she could just have some water for the kid, and I've kinda figured out they're homeless by now, but I go ask my mom if it's ok that they sit down since they won't be paying. And you know what? She says to make them food, on the house. That NEVER happens with my mom. heart
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Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2008 4:57 am
After having nine girls these people had a son - just in time for Christmas...
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