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Booger Armstrong Vice Captain
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 Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:43 pm
I hit 30 two days ago. How fitting that one of my presents be a reminder of how little my obsessions have changed since I was a miniature shitkicker: Contra 4 is incredibly incredible.
This comes as a bit of a hangup, though. As if on cue, a recent weigh-in has let me in on the fact that I have suddenly gained 8 lbs. over a period of two weeks so the last thing I need right now is something else to keep me on my a**. The weight issue is a total shocker for anyone who's only once been able to break past the 140 mark in their entire existence (during this working out phase I went through. Ironically enough, it didn't work out). I had heard that turning 30 coincides with the abrupt exit of your metabolism, but I honestly just though that... that I'd stay skinny forever. Foolish, I know.
So how long have I got to go before I start paying people to stick their fingers up my a** or until I'm no longer able to get it up? I would like to be prepared this time.
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Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 9:53 pm
Sadly I know too well what you're going through. I hit 30 in June. Last weekend I was going to a concert and wanted to wear my leathers. Found out that I'd gained a bit of weight since I last wore the pants in July and I'd gone up 2 waist sizes in the past 4 months. I couldn't get the leathers to get anymore. crying Me, the guy that was always underweight and couldn't gain weight to save my life needs to watch his diet now.
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Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 11:57 pm
Okay, booger, way I have it figured, and I have to warn you that I'm incredibly bad at math, but I think you probably have about six months or so. maybe 9. Make the best of them. I suggest painting a contra themed mural on the side of a church somewhere.
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Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 4:10 pm
Don't worry! You got lucky because you realized it after only 8#s. I grew up with fashionably baggy jeans, and one day they just started fitting. I didn't notice it happening. The weight can add up quick, but it goes away slowly. I'm 39, and my weight started to give my high blood pressure. I'm not one for dieting, so I started running.
I wouldn't worry about impotence, unless you already have issues. It is true that older men can not get it up as fast or as easily as younger men, but we also last much, much longer. Check out Taoist Sexual Kung Fu for ways to make your sex strong.
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Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 4:26 pm
I remember when I hit 30 >.> 4 years ago :p
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Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 9:26 am
Excellent! I thought that Gamma and I were the only Tridecalings on this forum, it's nice to see that there are other older people on this site.
For we are aged Gaians, and we trade gold for pixel shoes and camaraderie.
Yeah, I know that 30 is still young when regarded within the oft-invoked "Bigger Picture", but 23 seems like a totally removed chapter when I think about it.
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Booger Armstrong Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 5:29 pm
I supervise Black Jack Dealers for a living. Most of them are hard partying 23 year olds. At times it does make me feel quite old, especially when I need to come down on a drunken guest. I feel like I'm protecting one of my children. rofl
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Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 12:50 am
Monday makred that day I turned the tender age of 23. I positively feel like a BABY in this thread, all of the sudden. Anybody got a rattle?
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Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 8:14 am
Last night, one of my favorite dealers turned 22. Ehgad, I'm so freaking old!! I regularly ware clothing that is older than her.
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Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 8:28 pm
NeoLordMaxwell Monday makred that day I turned the tender age of 23. I positively feel like a BABY in this thread, all of the sudden. Anybody got a rattle? You just come on over heah and sit on mah lap little boy, and tell me all abouts it.
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Booger Armstrong Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 10:56 pm
You have to have candy and a van for that to work, man. Don't you watch the news?
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Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 1:57 pm
I don't watch the news. I make the news.
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Booger Armstrong Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 1:38 am
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