SOLDIERS- Brave and foolhardy (but mostly foolhardy-dardy) individuals who fight wars. Since the human beans, Nagas and Flaranians (the only non-elven races to even organize military units) have all-volunteer forces, more emphasis is placed on them being brave and mostly foolish. Elves, on the other hand, have no choice in whether or not they fight.
MARKSMEN- Snipers, basically. Highly skilled snipers, who hate the Gunslingers for their lack of skill and total lack of seriousness about the art of shooting things and people. Marksmen may either be assassins or mercenaries who work alone or in groups, or in a military unit in conjunction with Soldiers.
SCIENTISTS- They do what they must because they can. For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead. But there's no sense crying over every mistake- you just keep on trying, till you run out of cake! And the science gets done, and they make a neat gun, for the people who are still alive.
HOUSEWIVES- The backbone of Pepperland, the housewives are the ladies we all know to raise shitloads of kids, do laundry, and kiss our wounds when everyone else claims such a wonderful practice to be unsanitary. The worst of these lot eventually go crazy and ramble about their love lives and pies, but as a whole they're great in small doses.
DANCERS- Strippers. Need I say more?
ROYALS- Due to the many scandalous affairs and insane libidos of the Kings of Old, which were thrown out of power around five years ago and replaced by haphazard yet pretty-much-okay local government, there is now an overflow of PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESSES. Somehow only princesses though. They have no useful skills or purpose other than to be beautiful, wear pretty dresses, be whiny, atavistic bitches, have lives of soap-opera dramaticness, get kidnapped a lot, and eventually married against their wills to people who retain some shred of dignity and social status so that we can forget about them once and for all.
GOAT-HERDERS- Goats, in Pepperland, are more desired than cows for livestock, as they are cheaper to keep, cuter, and more manageable than their bovine counterparts. Goat-herders are the farmers in Pepperland who take on the daunting task of caring for and herding these magnificent beasts.
WHACKJOBS- People who, instead of making a business out of legitimate logical and scientific remedies, are eccentrics who live in the seedy corners and hippie districts telling fortunes and giving snake-oil treatments for the clap as well as selling lucky charms and hippie clothes. Some claim to be psychic, some claim to have mystical magical powers. While these claims may or may not be true, the Scientists assume most Whackjobs to be bullshitters.
PANHANDLERS- The damn hippies who beg for change. Most trolls fidn them delicious, however Giants do not, as they are difficult to cleanse of dirt, lice, drugs and other impurities. Some people, however, take pity on these pitiful creatures and decide to give them food or money.
CHEFS- People who make delicious foodstuffs I must eat it.
BERSERKERS- Escaped mental patients who have nothing left to do but grab the nearest Sharp Pointy Object and kill everything that moves.
GUNSLINGERS- Stupid ******** who try to look cool by carrying kickass guns and doing tricks with them. They may or may not have any actual combat skill.
