HAH...this is from some computer developer's auction website. Lanzer is SELLING HIMSELF! Latest bid is over $89,000 REAL DOLLARS!
Wow, I guess we ought to buy more donation items?
Here's the link. If anyone has more info on the site/auction, do post it in the Main Forum. I'm guessing this is a joke but you never know.
Lanzer for Sale!
Description
Chance of a lifetime! This unit features 18 hours of continuous operation before recharging, low food consumption, light weight, multi-language support, and much more!!!
SpecificationsPhysical Dimensions Product Photo
Height 5 feet 10 inches
Weight 150 lbs (skinny as hell)
Product Specifications
Made in Kowloon, Hong Kong
Manufactured Date April 15, 1974
Sex Male
Product Features
Language Supported Cantonese, Mandarin, English, some Japanese
Supported Professional Fields Telecommunications, high emphysis on WAN
Hobbies Manga, Anime, Computers, Video Games, Astronomy
Current Position Gaia Slave
Other Positions / Side Projects
Power Consumption Prefers Japanese (Sashimi, soba) and Chinese food
Detailed comments from Lanzer:
Born and raised in Hong Kong till I was eleven, our family then immigrated to Vancouver, Canada, and in 1996 I moved down to California seeking better opportunities. Aside from the hobbies mentioned, I also enjoy electronics, woodworking, metalworking, and mechanics. Old hobbies includes modeling, drawing, RC cars, air guns, and photography. Whenever there's something new I'd like to learn about it, which lead to the trouble that I don't have the time to do anything constructive. ^_^; Though more important than anything are the people around me. If there is the most motivating and interesting study then it would be to study and learn from the lives of all my great friends around me. Though book reading is a close second. I mainly spend my time on computer books, science fiction (mostly Chinese), self-improvement books, and various fiction novels recommended by friends. Still trying to learn Japanese! Hard to be good at it unless I move to Japan and live there. For the time being I just visit Japan every year.
* Latest model include all major bug fixes, including fixes for random acts of violence and man slaughter. Place your bid now!
